Yeah. And who would want to impose a gag order on Evil Captor anyway?
The stuff about his wank material is shit you brought up. The OP just says that he’s talking about BDSM in a thread about a movie that is at least supposedly about BDSM. And he’s so squicked out by it he had to make a fucking Pit thread. He even admitted that he’s not done anything out of line, and that he’s just creeped out by it.
Your reaction is even more over the top, and is not saying good things about you either. Okay, so you don’t like reading someone else’s wank material. Why in the world does that make you angry?
I view fetishes at the same level I view any other sexual preference. It’s no better to be against people who are openly into BDSM than it is to be against someone who is openly gay. And, no, I’m not into BDSM, though I could see myself participating in some of the lighter stuff if my partner was into it, as long as she embraced my fetishes as well.
I thought the highest selling book of all time was A Tale Of Two Cities. Do you have a cite that says 50 Shades is?
Either that or Lord of the Rings, IIRC.
ETA: Yep, it’s ATOTC. And Fifty Shades isn’t even in the Top 100, let alone the highest of all time.
(Note: before anyone mentions it, according to most cites I looked at, while a lot of people would guess the Bible, it’s hard to pin down because they’re often given away, not to mention the many different versions)
Actually that would seem to be wrong, FloatyGimpy: this citesays highest selling in Britain, but actually looking at various sites it seems to all be pretty debatable. Anyway, it’s sold a metric shit-ton, which was my point.
Otherwise, what BigT said. When you start going off your frickin’ brain about nothing and making shit up about what some poster has allegedly done in order to justify to yourself your deep discomfort about nothing, you need to take a look at yourself and consider if the problem isn’t your own hangups rather than someone else’s supposed behaviour.
Here’s another list – no Fifty Shades here either.
Where the fuck in his OP does he even mention BDSM, let alone in a creepy way? He’s talking about a movie that is popular and a valid conversation point in CS. Yes, it is “relevant to his interests”, but there’s nothing prurient about his OP or his responses. He only addresses BDSM in his last post (way, way after this pitting) *because some trolling fuckhead (BigTard) asked him *(which I’m sure was done entirely on his own pluck :dubious:, right? ).
Basically, this pitting is stupid and you are stupid for making it.
So, maybe you should stay out of a thread about a movie which involves the stuff you don’t like. A movie which is not exactly obscure. I was expecting something exotic in the thread. But its just a movie thread.
I bet some people get creeped out by whatever it is you like. I’m not into BDSM myself, but I guess many of us are more tolerant than you.
He’s been pretty restrained already.
Tongue-tied, you might say.
Almost as if he’s been *whipped *into shape by the mods.
“No.”
Hey, if he wants to be a gimp, suits me.
One of your fetishes, I gather, is creating imagery that nobody wants anywhere near their head, let alone in it.
Edward was wicked creepy. They’d have to go some to make Christian Grey seem creepier.
The women I know who are into actual BDSM (submissives, if it matters), with actual partners, aren’t at all impressed with 50 Shades of Hype. However, it may be in part because the books are not well-written and are pretty…tame.
We old people just made that stuff up to confuse the youngsters.
Imagine our surprise when the silly 20somethings *started *doing it!
Don’t challenge them, Evil Captor. They simply have too much time on their hands. They will find something.
I’m just jealous nobody’s making a movie about my amputee- clowns- having- sex- with- trees fetish.
Good job. You’ve Rule 34’d the thread. Frankly, that’s more of a crime than Godwinning. Bastard.
Geez…I thought I was the only one! Anyway, great thread, having a ball reading all the gags.