Evil, twisted, and just plain *wrong* crossovers you'd like to see

Inspired by the comic book crossover thread, i figured it’d also be fun to make some crossover threads that would just be plain…wrong…

for example have Barney the insipid purple dinosaur meet the following fates;

Barney Vs. Jason
Barney moves into the house on 1428 Elm Street in Springwood Illinois
Barney dropped into Frank Miller’s Sin City universe, he ends up crossing Marv…

Elmer Fudd hunting boobahs and tellitubbies, and succeding

Wile E. Coyote finally catches the RoadRunner

the Borg assimilate billy-boy gates and micro$oft…and end up crashing

I always wanted to see “Barney meets Barney”

“Hey Fred, Dino’s lookin’ mighty strange.”

“What are you talkin’ about, Barney?”

“Well, his head’s all the wrong shape. And he’s dancin’.”

“Dino, c’mere boy! Here, Dino!”

“Are you my friend? I Loooo-oooo-ooove you!”


Add in Barney Gumbel and Barney Fife, and you have a sitcom;
“My Four Barneys”

That would get them off the damn beach pretty quickly.

“Oh, he’s a GOOD vampire? No such thing.” BLAM! Yes, I liked Buffy too, just thought this would be funny.

Superman/Quantum Leap
“Sam…why am I wearing tights under my pants? Who is this guy?”

Milkman Dan’s new route includes Cathy and Irving.

*Silence of the Lambs * would crossover beautifully with Saved by the Bell.

Buffalo Bill would be the new exchange student at Bayside High, while Hannibal Lecter would be the new vice principal.

“Screech puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!”

Kirk (famed for baffling Computers and Androids) meets up with Marvin the Manic Depressive Robot from Hitchhikers. Hilarity ensues, Does Kirk commit suicide or just beam out and warp away?

Barney takes on a the T-rex velociraptors of Jurassic Park.

Bugs Bunny vs. Batman. {I don’t give Batty a chance}

Bugs Bunny vs. The Coyote of Native American Legend {Oh wait, they are the same being aren’t they}

Terminator meets the Cast of Friends???


And smurfs! Don’t forget the smurfs!

Bambi Meets Godzilla.

Opus and the Flying Nun. “At last we meet . . .”

Nightmare on Elm Street and The Family Circus.

I’ve suggested it before:

“Ahhh, Pismo Beach! Sun and Fun for two weeks! Heyyyyy – this ain’t Pismo Beach! I musta taken a wrong toin at Albuquoique. Where am I?”
“In the Viwwage, wabbit!”

I mentioned this in another thread a year or so ago, but I’d still like to see a Batman - Will & Grace crossover. At the time, I thought maybe **Kevin Conroy ** should play Batman, but in light of the recent movie **Christian Bale ** would serve as well. The key to this working is that Batman should (heh) be played straight. Have him there on the trail of some more-or-less realistic and not-psychotically-homicidal villain, maybe a counterfeiter or something. The cast of Will & Grace should play their roles as they normally do in the context of the show. Hilarity ensues. Grace, Karen, Will, Jack et al. are sure to be made moist by rich, handsome Bruce Wayne. Karen and Jack, at least, are also sure to lust wildly after Batman. I can easily envision wildly comedic results as Batsy tries to bring in the bad guy whilst fending off romantic overtures…and dig it if Jack decides he’s the new Robin!

I would like to see Saruman and Wormtongue get theirs in The Scouring of Fraggle Rock.

Eraserhead and any Disney movie.

I’m not aware of any phase of Marvin’s behavior that could be described as “manic.”

The Wizard of Oz , starring:

Katie Holmes as Dorothy
Tom Cruise as Scarecrow
John Travolta as Tin Man
Isaac Hayes as the Cowardly Lion
Kirstie Alley as the Wicked Witch of the West and Glinda

“All you have to do is click your heels three times and say, There’s no place like clear, there’s no place like clear, there’s no place like clear .”


Seeing as there was a comics crossover thread, is this an expressly *non-*comics crossover thread?

If so, I withdraw the Red Meat/Cathy submission and replace it with:

Dr. House gets canned, develops psychotic tendencies and moves in with the cast of Everwood.

In this Case I would like to add Will Smith as a combination of his characters in MIB & Independence day.

Got me on that one. :smiley:


Yeah Marvin was originally called Marvin the Paranoid Android, despite having no paranoid symptoms but many many depressed symptoms. Probably a description that would have reaaly got him down whenever he heard it. But never has Marvin been close to manic.

I wouldn’t mind a Gilmore Girls Gorean adventure.