I will personally drive out to California and sacrifice a small goat on the steps of the Blizzard HQ if they would advertise Starcraft 2 with a picture of Kerrigan and text saying “save the queen!”
It looks like Travian basically.
The ad with the big-chested tranny now says “Unnoticeable now.”
WTF?
Well, it used to be if you looked between the legs…
Fuck it, even I’m not willing to go that far.
I think this is Engrish for: Your boss will have no way to know you’re goofing off at work!
I think we’re going to start seeing more and more Engrish slip in as time goes on.
It appears the Scientology business model can be applied elsewhere.
snerk
Yes, their new parody ads are brilliant. Another reason to like Popcap.
http://www.offworld.com/2009/07/my-lord-its-evony-vs-plants-vs.html
Evony is also asking their women players to send in pictures of themselves for a contest. What’s surprising is that most of them are decent looking and some are quite attractive: Queen of Evony Entries!
Irvine isn’t that far from me, if you can get a goat out here…
Wait, Scientology is using boobs to sell their shtick now? Please show them to me.
I wouldn’t dare go there, my IQ drops 110 points in the presence of a serious pair.
When it first came out, wasn’t it called “Civony”? And if so, why’d they change the name?
I think it was, or at least an earlier version of it was. I assume it was changed for legal purposes…Civony was probably just too close to Civilization.
Cos it was a bit too blatently ripping-off Civilisation?
There’s been a few OpEd pieces in the UK press about how annoying the Evony ads are, but I know a few people who really enjoy playing it.
Thanks **jayjay **and Wallenstein. I thought it was just my imagination.
My husband is trying it too, for some reason. He cracked up at the chat the other night when someone typed, “I don’t understand, where are the promised boobies?!”
“Our boobies are in another castle!”
My subscription expired today.
Them’s nice boobies.
Thanks for the link to the parody ads. Those are made of pure comedy gold. 
That ad is on just about every damn website I visit, and the boob-gap drives me nuts! There is a woman who could seriously benefit from some foundational garments.