Facebook/Twitter statuses we'd rather not see.

“Yay, the Metamucil worked!”

“Good thing you can’t smell what I smell…”

On fire, brb

Green wire or red wire, need answer fast

Crab lice treatment

Followed by
Help!!!How do I delete a status I thought I was on Google.

From any teenaged or twentysomething girl: “Check out this pic! GOD i’m so ugly! lololol”

Is poop supposed to be orange?

Lizard kings that control all governments are forcing you to get vaccines that poison children. Come admire my proof with this shiny new link I found!

Well, there’s the actual one where an acquaintance just posted a video about “Recalibration in the 13th Stargate”… :smack: