Fake Boobs & The Infantile Male Response: Is There Any Hope?

And I greatly prefer natural breasts for fondling, licking, nipping, etc.

But I still look. I try not to be obvious about it, mostly because I really don’t care on any level that counts (intellectual, emotional, financial, whatever). But hormonally . . . well, evolution has dictated that certain shapes attract my eye. And they do.

shrug We all have our crosses to bear.

What’s even sadder than all the men attracted to women’s fake boobs is all the women attracted to men’s fake money.

Ssskuggiii, I hope to gracious you’re a woman.

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originally posted by ssskuggiii
I beg to differ. My breasts look better without a bra because they have no sagging whatsoever. It’s really strange but nice in a way.

I’m more than happy to engage in a more in depth examination of the subject.

nights ago while watching TV.

Her: Look at her! Just look! Those are the most artificial looking boobs on the planet, they’re enormous! And just look at her ass! You can tell she’s had it lifted, along with her face. And she’s probably had liposuction as well to have such a tiny waist at her age. She’s horrible to be showing off like that! A surgical monstrosity, at LEAST half plastic.

Me: Uhh . . . yeah.


Sorry to come across like a neanderthal, but I think the majority of guys just don’t care as long as she doesn’t have frankenstien scars or odd bumps where she shouldn’t. I personally know a woman in her early 40s that just spent 6 months and God knows how much money on a complete surgical makeover. When I saw her afterwards I truly did not recognize her. She looked around 20 years old. And yes, I found her quite attractive.
I guess a more appropriate point would be that SHE feels better about herself.

Regards.

Testy

I can certainly understand women who may have small breasts, and get implants just to enhance what they have, but these monster boob jobs are ridiculous, and so obviously fake. Maybe I just don’t understand the mentality behind it, but as a guy, it doesn’t seem any different from being obsessed with having a big dick. If you feel you need giant tits to attract somebody, then maybe you’re compensating for something else.

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As spring approaches, many homeowners begin to think about household chores. When I see big fake titties, I can’t help but think of marketing the breast-shaped silicone caulk gun. I envision people buying a titty-tube full of silicone, slicing the nipple off, loading their caulk gun, and sealing the cracks around their windows and doors. :stuck_out_tongue:
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I have no right to speak for the ladies here, but still <long, loud, pained scream>
What an awful thought!

On topic–obvious surgical “enhancements” are horribly off-putting to me. I like diminutive breasts (not that I have any objection to larger ones). The idea of ruining a perfectly aesthetic form with surgery distresses me.

Just one more IMHO from a heterosexual male.

Speaking from experience: yes. I didn’t have a man when I got my boobs done over 10 years ago and I still don’t have a man now. And I never expected otherwise.

That does not necessarily mean that men haven’t noticed… perhaps it just wasn’t worth it… :smiley:

<ducking and running>

If I told you that, I would be lying.

In a word: yes.


Pete
Long time RGMWer and ardent AOLer

Oldmaid85; No that is not all that it takes,I am not that shallow of a man,to make it with me you must also bring a sixpack of Miller Genuine Draught. deadman…