For the love of God, please reaffirm my faith in the intelligence of men. Today I say three men stumbling all over themselves acting like complete fools over a women with the most obvious boob job in Earth history–you know the type: Huge bouncing boobs. Straining blouse. Microscopic waist. Swinging hips. Blonde. Blue eyes. You know, all that crap.
Please tell me it ain’t so that all a woman has to do is plunk down $4,000 bucks, get the Thursday Silicon Special, and she can have men crawling around like idiots in no time.
Is that all it takes?