Do what I’m doing. Start getting in touch with your inner geezer. 
But what if you put those swinging Czechoslovakian brothers on a treadmill?
Touching a geezer? Ewww. :eek:
I’ve been graped by a 1920s-style death ray! Penis will surely ensue.
Woo! People are answering this question like a motherfuck!
Now, the reason those guys were so wild and crazy is because they weren’t circumsized. Every woman who has been with a full man has loved it, and hasn’t had the wailing and thrashing around that you see in movies with men that have been altered.
JTD
Coming this fall to NBC: “Touched by a Geezer.”
The “Rio” joke comes from this thread.
What’s truly sad is that brendon_small is familiar with the Coneheads from their awful movie, and not from any of their appearances on Saturday Night Live.
As a tangent, I would like to throw in something that I dimly remember reading in a critcal review of one of SNL’s (many) lack-luster seasons: that today the show relies too much on milking a successful gag rather than trying to create new material. The article mentioned the Coneheads specifically; Akroyd and Curtain only appeared as the Coneheads only a handful of times over the show’s entire run. By contrast, there were two or three times as many Spartan Cheerleaders skits.
Man, I wish I could provide a cite. 