He will. BTW was anyone else expecting a “Why couldn’t it have been Meg?!” joke at any moment?
Family Guy has always accomplished the Blazing Saddles motif by straight-playing ethnic/race/gender/religious/etc jokes that are so ridiculously over-the-top that it’s obvious they’re making fun of idiots rather than being idiots. But not everyone appreciates that kinda thing. And it’s certainly possible to get the joke while still being offended by it, though I personally think such people should lighten-up a bit.
Jeez, have you seen this show before?! They do this kind of stuff all the time, one of the reasons I started liking it after initially hating it. What about Mort the cheap Jew taking the goal out of the garbage as a present for his kid?
And is no one going to mention Stewie’s line about giving all the guns to, “Some weird kid.”? Newtown was barely a year ago! Not complaining, I still laughed at it’s tastelessness. Reminded me of when Lois found out she was part Jewish and they had Peter do the whole Amon Goeth bit with the rifle.
And no, there’s no way this new dog is staying. I like the Stewie-future-Xmas show idea, it’ll be done that or some other way…
Usually, the politically incorrect idiot we laugh at is Peter and it’s okay for him to make those kinds of jokes because he’s an ignorant buffoon. Last night’s episodes felt like it was the writers who were the idiots. I mean, see what they were trying to do and what they were getting at, and it could have be so totally meta and if there’s one culturally sensitive subject they’ve abstained from, they haven’t anymore! Because it’s Family Guy! Still, for all that it could have been, it wasn’t… but that’s because the storyline wasn’t Peter-gets-offensive-and-learns-a-lesson like the previous ones were. The offensive stuff was in the backdrop of OMG-BRIAN-DIED.DDUUUUUUUUDEWTF!!!
Why bring up Stewie trying to fix the time machine if they weren’t planning on using it? Why make it as simple as a single part? This has Chekhov’s gun written all over it.
Stewie’s sad little hand-tremble as they were lowering Brian’s coffin nearly made me cry. 
But Quagmire watching the Red Sox game at the funeral was hilarious. He hated Brian.
New Brian is a douche?
He better stay away from Rupert.
Because they needed to explain why Stewie just couldn’t build another time machine. I (and quite a few others) think the Chekov’s Gun was the store clerk mentioning that the Jolly Time Farm Playset that Stewie was available for the first time on that day (so we know that Stewie knows exactly where and when somebody with access to a time machine will be).
Meanwhile, here’s another question: is the identity of the driver of the car that killed Brian important? The car looked an awful lot like Brian’s Prius (although I didn’t see the license plate, which should be “BRI DOG”).
Here’s a crazy theory: for some strange reason, the Brian that Stewie retrieves is the Brian that would have died in “Road to Vegas”, so now there are two Brians, and “new” Brian has to kill the other one to prevent any chance of anybody detecting both Brians at the same time.
Frankly, I can imagine them not explaining it at all.
“Hey, Brian.”
“Hey, Stewie.”
I was shocked and dismayed with this episode. I’m a huge Brian fan. Brian Griffin is my favorite actor. I’ve got a signed copy of his novel, … Faster Than The Speed of Love. Anytime I go to a party I use his line…“Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?”
Re that new Brian like dog… Anyone remember several years ago when *New Brian * moved into the house? He told Stewie he did something very rude to Ruppert. Last scene showed Stewie dragging a bloody pillow case full of dead… New Brian to the garbage can.
I suspect Stewie will get the gizmo he needs to make a new time machine. Last night his usual source, a middle Eastern appearing man, had none due to post 9/11 crack downs. Stewie will find another source… a right-wing/teabag/Republic Party/anti gov’t guy. He’ll go back and get Brian, too be sure.
It’s not like they eased into it either. Watch the pilot episode. The first joke the show ever did was a Holocaust joke.
The excuse is that it was fucking funny as hell.
Better that than bringing back hairless Brain from the week before. >SHUDDER< that was nightmare fuel.
With good reason. Brian was a dick.
I fully expected a reset button by the end of the ep, so I felt absolutely nothing about the death. Then I hit forward on the DVR after Stewie and new dog bonded a bit (thinking, yeah, you hold onto that feeling, new dog, you’re gonna be gone in a few minutes anyway) and… the credits?!? WHA?
If they’ve been hyping a death on the show, I’ve missed it.
My nine year old daughter pointed out that the car was Brian’s as soon as it happened! I wonder if it’s just a coincidence myself.
Brian is a dick. For awhile there it seemed like he was Seth’s mouthpiece. The part where Quagmire is shown to hate Brian is kind of a “take that,” except when pot Quagmire calls Brian a black kettle for trying to have sex with Lois.
TV shows reuse scenery like cars all the time, but a Prius seems too intentional.
I just checked on FamilyGuyDirect.com. The license plate was blank. Very suspicious! :dubious:
Quebec driver, huh?
I was confused by this too. Did I miss him dying somewhere?
Unless there is some trick involved (which is fairly likely), I’d almost bet that Stewie will end up cloning Brian.
Well, after several facebook friends spoiled the fucking plot, I watched the episode.
I love the idea upthread that Stewie still can meet up with himself buying that Christmas present in the future.
I think we need to publicize that theory, because if it wasn’t what Family Guy was planning, they’re in kind of a bind. They have to address that. Stewie knows the exact day that the Jollytime whatever the fuck is coming out, and he’ll be hyper-aware of another timeline of himself being there on that day.
But I think they’re bringing Brian back, anyway. That mafioso-dog is just too thin a character to really think they’re making him a part of the cast.