Fanfic Ahoy! The Pirates of the Caribbean fiction thread

[Juniper200]

Will meant to say “manly” in that second paragraph, I’m sure. Some of these diaries were clearly written on rough seas and the penmanship is a little difficult to make out. I’m doing my best to provide an accurate transcript, though.

[Shirley_Ujest]

**The Secret Diary of Elizabeth Swann **

Day 3

Things went from bad to good to better to in a pisspot. Next time I have to barter with a pirate I’ll know better about what my conditions of parlay are.

On a lighter side, ate a scrumptious dinner. Barbossa looked positively orgasmic seeing me go down on that leg o’ pig.

Was enlightened about the whole ghost story tale that made me nearly hurl the whole hog, if you know what I mean. Monthly curse is nothing compared to the curse these pirates have.

I feel so bloated now.

What’s the the monkey? Is it Marcel’s creepy g.g.g.g.grandfather or what?

I shall curl up in a fetal position now. Think pretty thoughts…think pretty thoughts.

[jeanster]

Will Turner: Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual

Highly recommended funny POTC fanfic

[Juniper200]

From jeanster’s link
Q: I am a medical student. My WILL keeps attacking the model skeleton in my study. What can I do?

A: It is extraordinarily difficult to counteract your WILL’s programming in this respect. The tiniest glimpse of a skeleton triggers the ‘Romantic-Hero-Rescuing-His-Lady-Love’ functionality. The only course of action is to let him swash until he buckles.

I am near death here. That was some funny stuff!

[LookitMe]

*Originally posted by Grimmauld *
**It seems the page has moved. The Slashers of the Caribbean can now be found here. **

Oh, no. That link isn’t working either.

[LookitMe]

*Originally posted by Grimmauld *
**the fantabulous Slashers of the Caribbean, a slash parody.

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