Look, I am NOT a Brummie! Say it again, and you’d best bring shin pads with you on the 13th. And I seriously doubt that anyone will stop me kicking your shins. Hard. 
I will!!!
Why kick him in the shins when you can kick 'im inna knackers!
Only if i’m allowed to join in mate.
Easy tiger! Remind me never to piss you off…
Can I kick him too? sounds like a fun group activity. And I know how much you enjoy group activities Gary, what with all that Scout shit you used to do.
Jossemar!
(punt!)
Can’t believe I missed this. Sat 13th March, lunchtime, the Chandos near Charing Cross, yes?
indeed. will be good to see you again.
Regrettably, I am already booked on that date. Still, there’s going to be a welcoming dopefest in Ireland, isn’t there?
any weekend you fancy.
Count me in for the 13th - though I doubt I’ll be there for 11.30 either.
Cause that’s cruel and evil, and whilst I have been known to exhibit nasty streaks, I’m not that nasty. Besides, I don’t think I can kick my foot that high with the power required to do considerable damage. 
Anyway, Tir - how would you weigh them once they’d been mashed?
With the scales in my mouth of course!
oh lordy, I had forgotten about that, I don’t think I really wanted to remember!
Presumably it would be easier, as you could kinda pour them into the tub thingy on top of a set of scales.
But we’ve got the biggest, balls of them all!
sorry, I was just listening to that when I caught this.
Bwahahahahaha!!
Sorry. I’ll be sensible now. Honest.
Hi All,
due to some extraordinary personal circumstances, we are going to have to Cancel the Farewell Londope.
Tir is very sorry that we have to cancel, but recent events meant that we had to change her leaving date.
to this morning 
tir is over in Dublin in our new apartment, hopefully getting some sleep.
Apologies to all who were looking forward to this, but I hope you understand that we had to do things like this.
You are all more than welcome to come over to us here in Dublin instead.
thanks.
Arse. That’s a shame, but we understand. Hope everything’s OK.
Don’t like the sound of extraordinary personal circumstances, but I’ve got my fingers crossed that everything is OK with you both, Twisty.
Actually, we’re both great, thanks for asking
that don’t sound good. Anybody else want to carry on regardless on the 13th? I know some have booked tickets to get to London already.
We shall do it in your honour!
oh, by all means, go and have a great day out! raise a pint for us