I showed this thread to my boyfriend and we started laughing like crazy! It’s cool when you can act like a 5 y.o. and laugh at gross stuff.
Heh … I don’t know why people assume it’s always the guy who farts it up. The gals can fart up a storm too (from experience)! But yeah, guys do seem to have that special fart gene on their Y chromosome.
One time I was dating a guy who was very shy. He was not the type of person that would find humor in a fart. He let one escape just as I was preparing to give hime oral. He was such a quiet person that it made me jump, and I threw my hands up and went “aaahhh”!
Poor guy, he was mortified.
When I’m on top, I frequently warm my husband’s balls with “air kisses”. 
Hmm, whatever do you mean?
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