When did you become comfortable farting around your SO? Was it before or after you had had sex with them?
nothing to see here, move along
nothing to smell, either
I am 42 years old and have never farted in front of a man. Please put that on my tombstone.
Sounds like someone has some confused notions about foreplay.
That’ll be awfully ridiculous when you die at 87.
If you fart, I probably won’t be coming first.
Sex and farting, sex and farting, go together like a plane and sharting. This I tell you brother, you can’t have one without the other.
If you fart, come, belch and sneeze all at the same time, won’t you turn inside out?
-or maybe that was what happens if you go all the way around the top of the swingset
You’re kidding. Have you never been in a monogamous, long-term relationship? How do you live with a man and never fart in the same room as him even once?
Guts of steel. My husband has never farted in front of me. Damned if I’m going to be first (living together 3 years).
Insane.
I know how it goes. I’m not one of those “I show up to dates and sweat pants, and if he doesn’t like me, he doesn’t like the real me!” type of people. I like my guy to think that I’m pretty, and I bother (god knows why) with making it all appear effortless, stifle burps, and like to further the lie that girls don’t poop, etc. But come on, dude, we’re gonna live together, and I gotta fart. I remember the first time I broke wind in front of a boy. It was long after we started screwing, of course, and one just, uhh, got away. We laughed about it, and we lived fartily ever after… until we broke up for non fart-related reasons.
Hey, whatever works.
I thought you meant back with Adam and Eve (or whoever those first humans might have been.)
My guess is back then, they farted around for awhile before they figured out how to do the nasty for the first time.
Makes me wonder what they tried before sex…“Get your finger out of my ear!” “Stop sucking snot out of my nose!” “Why the hell are you putting that between my toes?!”
The question presumes that if you’ve had sex with someone then you are also “comfortable farting around” them., which I think is a little weird.
No it doesn’t. It presumes you are comfortable farting around the person you’re having sex with.
So, if a girl farts around you, it’s on?
If she farts around you, you should have been having sex long time ago. If a girl farts on the second date, she has no interest in your penis.
When I first saw the question, I assumed that you meant in terms of evolutionary development. So the answer is “Yeast!” It has attained both farting and alchohol, but reproduces asexually.
As for myself, farting has come before, during and after first sexual encounters. Alchohol has also been involved, on many occasions.
Life is good.
When my sister told me she was engaged all those many years ago I asked her if she had farted in front of him yet. “No!!!” she exclaimed, as though it was the most ridiculous question ever. So I told her you cannot marry a man you aren’t comfortable farting around. She was really excited when she called me a week later to tell me she had farted in front of him. Ah, true love.
I think they happened simultaneously.
I’m a prodigious farter and farted well before sex. My wife has tried to deal with my farting (trying to get me to change my diet, eat mints etc) with little success, mainly because I enjoy letting one rip. Also they smell great.
My wife has never farted in my presence.