I just had a sobering thought. Doesn’t this mean that brainless people, like the OP, would have an evolutionary advantage?
So . . . maybe *Idiocracy *is a continuation of Romero’s *Living Dead *series . . .
I eat too much and don’t exercise enough.
Nice to meet you.
I got here late, linked from an ATMB thread.
But this has been an entertaining thread indeed! 
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Uh, isn’t that the American way of life? You need to get out more, ivn. (If only because it will keep you from posting here as much.)
Just for the record, I’m fat,A easy stick and pay for my own health insurance.
Bri one day you may find yourself with a injury or illness that inconviences others, While your sitting there at the the mercy of others,I would like you to think about the statement you have made this day.
I just came in to see if he was talking about me, but I’m not 400 pounds, I don’t have flab hanging out of my clothes (it’s kind of like a personal rule: even in summer I’m usually covered ankle to chest, shoulder to elbow), and I don’t need a walker.
I’m a hell of a bad stick, though. I remember the last time I went for an MRI: after jabbing me seven ( :eek: ) times they gave up on injecting the contrast and let me raise bruises in peace. I have one good vein and they kept blowing it out.
As far as the OP, though, I don’t get through a day of my life without dealing with entitled, shriveled little pricks like that. He’s like the spluttering fifteen-year-olds who can fight back with nothing else but 'Yeah… well… I bet you’re fat, BITCH!" before they hang up. 
I can lose weight, but douchery is eternal.
Well, I’m fat because I eat too much & don’t exercise. Oh yes, and I’ve developed health problems (insulin resistance) because of it.
Always glad to fight ignorance. Oh, BTW, it was only peripherally a HIPAA violation. They disclosed something which was technically protected, but didn’t release any identifying information. It was unprofessional, though.
Just punishment for his assholetrollishness would be to put a life-size picture of a naked “blimpy” on the ceiling above his bed in his room in his mother’s basement.
He could lay there and fantasize to his hearts content.
Close. It also needs a motion detector tied to a recording of a Glenda the Good Witch sound-alike saying “Oh, what a cute little pee pee”.
You’re going to get the boy excited, and then it won’t be punishment at all.
You know, when threads like this pop up, I always feel that it should be a requirement that the OP post a picture of him/herself. C’mon, let’s see a photo of YOU, bri.
With a timestamp written in marker on his hand.
Don’t people read books during waiting times? If i don’t have reading material, i usually will just comment on the weather to other patients, or actually think of things.
I don’t look at the other waiters and decide whats repulsive about them.
Why do you hate America so much? I bet you’re all off reading terrorist books and stuff huh?
I certainly do – hell, I’ve occassionally been interrupted right at a good part!
Oh god, I’m surrounded by terrorists! :eek:
No CIB! You are the terrorists!
Nah, the OP is more of a narrowist.
I just want to clear up this little misperception:
Sgt. Hartman in Full Metal Jacket was played by one R. Emery Lee who served in the US Marines from 1961 to 1972, including two years as a drill instructor, that is, as a gunnery sergeant. After his military career he went into acting.
Thus, Sgt Hartman was a fictional gunnery sergeant played by an actor who actually was a gunnery sergeant/drill instructor, who based his character in large part on his own life experience.
You may now return to the screech-fest already in progress.