Or not. Because no matter how it happened, unless she’s your wife, lover or ward, it’s none of your business. You aren’t her healthcare provider and your judgment of who she is and her choices regarding her body is unnecessary and intrusive.
This made me think of Fight Club.
CiB: What is my name?
Random Doper: Is this a test sir?
And also:
Woman: “Can I come in?”
CiB: “He’s not here.”
Woman: “What”
CiB: “Tyler isn’t here, Tyler went away, Tyler’s gone.”
An errorist, I love it!
It was actually a reference to this e-infamous bit of atrocious Doom fanfiction (if you can call a paragraph “fanfiction”).
Ya caught me before I editted. I thought errorist and narrowist was too much for one post, and narrowist seemed funnier.
I wholly acknowledge there was no direct link between what you said and my mind thinking of Fight Club. It was just one of those crazy random connections your mind makes sometimes. Or is that exclusive to me?
Also, because I’m dumb, I forgot a crucial link to my last post.
I just thought I’d link to it 'cause… I said so!
Random disjointed thoughts competition. Anytime. Anywhere. I’ll beat you under the table.
Bring it.
Oh yeah? Well you’re too fucking, blonde!
You kiddin? See the beginning of the above video. You’re too fucking old fatty. I’m all young and sleepy and somehow being young means I’ll do better at random disjointed thoughts than you. Being sleepy sure as hell will do it. Just follow me around for another 30 minutes and read my posts and you’ll see you don’t stand a chance when I’m Posting While Sleepy.
EDIT: You’re also never going to beat me cuz I’ve already linked to way more awesomeness than you have. You have way too much catching up to do. Nevermind that I singlehandedly managed to hijack this dumb ass thread into something way more fun. You’re out of your league gramps so I’m gonna give you the chance to gracefully bow out. If you don’t though, I’m not responsible for your impending humiliation.
Fat much? Yeah. It shows. Sorry about your “glandular problem”.
It’s true that might happen to him. And if he brings it on himself by stuffing his gob full of chocolate-covered, batter-fried, bacon grease 24 hours a day while playing Everquest, then he deserves to be humiliated. OTOH, he gets multiple sclerosis or is paralyzed by a drunk driver then he doesn’t.
bri1600bv I’ve got some advice for you. Obese tubs of goo didn’t get that way through any fault of their own, it was either glands, big-bones, or some fiendish plot by Simon Bar Sinister.
Also, rape has nothing to do with sex. It is always about violence. Similarly, robbing banks has nothing to do with money. It’s also only about violence.
Oh! Also-- alcoholics have no control over how much they drink. None at all. Some mysterious power forces their arms to lift bottles of liquor to their mouths. It’s a disease, you see. A “cunning, baffling, and powerful” disease. A medical problem best left to highly-trained professionals. (Sort of like over-stuffing your pie-hole syndrome).
I suppose that’s why this disease is not treated by physicians, but by untrained, non-licensed spiritual guides known as “sponsors”. This treatment only works 5% of the time. “Baffling” indeed. I understand that the AMA is so impressed by this success rate they’re considering turning cancer treatment, brain-surgery, and psychiatric counseling over to lay-people and faith-healers, too.
My point is–don’t try to argue with herd-beliefs–even when the herd is exceptionally intelligent.
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Remember the Truths I mentioned above.
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Don’t rock the boat or you’re a troll.
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Just memorize the Talking Points, regurgitate them on demand, and you’ll be just fine. You might even become a Moderator.
… given that Guinastasia is female, I’d like some clarification on how is a woman effeminate or not effeminate, please.
Thank you.
I find I do not share the OP’s sense of outrage, and cannot work up any concern for the extra minutes he had to wait for his blood test. Sorry.
Wrong. Obese people are obese because they eat too much.
I believe you have been whooshed, sir.
Ouch!
And than Covered in Bees was a bush supporter.
Oh, well, you are an idiot, so it’s to be expected that you’d get whooshed.
In my case, it was a combination of factors. When I was a skinny kid, I injured my knee while playing (tackle) football. I learned how to deal with it. When I was a slim adult, I was put on bed rest, repeatedly, for months at a time. Nothing to do with the bad knee, but this sure didn’t help matters, as my metabolism adjusted to bedrest. Each time I was put on bed rest, I gained weight. Each time I was switched to a new medication, I gained weight, except for this last time, when I lost weight. Each time I had to take another round of steroids (which I needed to breath for some years), I gained weight. Et cetera, et cetera. Nobody goes to bed skinny and wakes up fat. Becoming fat usually takes years, and losing a significant amount of weight also takes years. Gaining just one pound a week can result in a gain of a hundred pounds in a couple of years.
Because of medical issues, I started having to get blood drawn when I was 15 or so. When I was a skinny kid, and slim adult, my veins were impossible to find and get blood from. Now that I’m fat, the only complaint that the techs have about me is that I usually need half a dozen vials or more vials drawn at a time. I had to have an IV on Tuesday, and the tech said that she could see the vein before she even put a tourniquet on it.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, on any sort of government assistance program. I have pretty good private insurance. I pay dearly for it, but at least I have it.
I always have a book or two in my purse, and usually a pen and pad as well, so I always have something to do if the waiting room only has People, Sports Illustrated, and Better Homes and Gardens in it. I’ve never been so desperate for something to do that I have to examine the other people who are waiting and speculate on their life circumstances.
Cite??? Because alcoholics are INDEED treated by doctors. I’d also like a cite for that 5%, you goddamned piece of shit.
No one is saying there’s no personal responsibility involved in alcoholicism or any other addiction. That doesn’t mean it’s NOT a disease, shithead.
As for people being fat because they eat too much? Yes, many are. So what? It’s not like it’s any of your business, and that nurse should be fired for violating HIPAA.
I still want to see YOUR picture. Let’s see your handsome visage.
Maybe he tried but she was so fat he couldn’t get close enough for her to hear him.
Why haven’t you been warned for such a grievous insult?