Just thought you all would get a chuckle out of this, nothing more.
After the wedding of our daugther, we were doing pictures afterwards and at one point The Daughter, WhatsHisName(just kidding) and me were posed for pics.
I’m on the left, the new husband is in the middle, and the bride is on the right.
She leans over and around New Husband and sez to me:
“Hey, Dad. X and I are going to have SEX tonight!”
Nice try, kid.
I leans over and around New Husband, and sez to her:
“And I sincerely hope you all enjoy it as much as your mother and I have all through the years!!”
…It ain’t about how the hapless NH sincerely wished he wuz somewhere else about then (God, they’re so CUTE when they’re young and naive)…
It wuz about how my daughter’s jaw just freaking’ dropped…
Score one for the Old Fart and thanx fer listening.