This one has Jerry Springer written all over it. Theirs was a 10 year long relationship, soon to become wedded, until the bride caught the groom with the maid of honor, her 18 year old daughter. :eek: Not wanting to lose his deposit on the tux, the daughter is going to marry him now.
I wonder if she’ll invite her Mom? :smack:
I’d swear I’ve seen this – err, I mean I’ve heard this is the plot of more than one porn flick.
Would you want this woman for your mother-in-law? :eek:
Since hell hath no fury and all that…especially when it is with your daughter I’m thinking.
Can you say karma?
:eek:
Thrift, thrift, Horatio.
How long until they show up on Springer?
Not until the grooms sisters get involved with the (former) fiancee’s uncle, or somesuch.
Damn. He must’ve had a large cock.
Or been one.
What thread am I in?
No sense going for humor here. If Woody Allen couldn’t get a laugh out of this situation, how can I?
They are perfect for each other. Hopefully they decide not to breed.
I was afraid this was about you, Paul. 
Looks like the story has been lifted from UK’s highbrow daily The Sun.
As befits the intellectual quality of this paper the reporting is more in depth:
There are also photos of the three of them. It looks like they’d fit in quite well on Jerry . . .
“The family that lays together, stays together…”
Why would the daughter be interested in a guy who was probably sleeping with her mom? I mean, why would an older guy supposedly in love with your mother seem like an ok person to be romping in a garden with? She must have not have liked her mother-- this seems like a sick way to lash out at her or something.
shakes head I can’t make no sense of it…no sense of it at all…
Hopefully, he took it off first.
You know you’re a perf if:
[ul]You’ve ever said “Gee, you’re tighter than your Mom.”
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I’ve been watching I CLAUDIUS all weekend, so this doesn’t sound too strange to me at the moment.
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[li]While receiving oral favors from your young wife you ask, “Did you learn that from your mom?”[/li][/ul]
Well in the Sun link it makes a little more sense… it seems to refer to his height.
What that has to do with the story I don’t know…
Yes, this is a perfect setup for Rodeo Sex.