Keeping it in the family, or boinking the teenage daughter of your bride-to-be

who is more pitiful? the mother or the daughter?

What would make the mother pitiful? She gave the guy the boot, called off the wedding, confronted the both of them, and even allegedly turned the guy down when he came crawling back. Sounds pretty together to me.

You know you’re a redneck when the daughter replies “That’s what Dad tells me.”