Some of Odin’s mead, providing it doesn’t kill me.
I have some great recipes from this cookbook called “To Serve Man” I found.
How about some Bear Whiz Beer? It’s in the water! That’s why it’s yellow!
Hey, can I list something if it’s a floor wax … and a dessert topping?
Greasy pork sandwich served up on a dirty ashtray.
Follow it up with some. . .Colon Blow.
Yea, I’d better get me some Colon Blow, because I’m gonna need some help after I fill up with Painful Rectal Itch. Yea, yea, I know what it sounds like. But with a name like Painful Rectal Itch, it’s gotta be good!
omigawd - I can’t believe no one wants **Snacky Smores ** or Cheezy Poofs!
sign me up for that Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
and Quarry Cereal I said "it’s Crunchy!
I always start my day with a bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs in chocolate milk…
Your text is far too clear, consise, and easy to read for that to be true. 
Can’t forget Loostner’s Castor Oil Flakes. It not only washes your mouth out, it cleans out your whole system, right on down the line!
Oh, it ain’t no use
if you ain’t got the boost,
the boost you get from Loostners!
Loooooostneeeeeers!
“The all-weather breakfast!”
Shmoo. The Shmoos not only taste good they want you to eat them.
I actually have an unopened bottle of mead in my liquor cabinet right now. You know it is real stuff: honey wine, traditionally drank on cold winter nights, heated and mulled with spices.
Nanny Ogg’s Bananana Soup Surprise! 
Current cellar contents: 8 fifths of various fruit meads (melomels), a dozen bottles of apple mead (cyser), and 5 bottles of straight mead.
The next time there is a SoCal Dopefest in a park or something, that is what I am bringing.
Now, if I could just find some of Slippery Jim’s Syrian Panther Sweat…
Ent-draught from Middle Earth. It’s so good for you, it makes you taller !
Klingon Blood Wine ? I think I’ll pass.
Ent-draught did make Merry and Pippin taller, but it may not have the same effect on a human. Hobbits are close relatives but not human.
I think I would be willing to try it however.
Jim (only 5’8")
I want the Frim Fram Sauce with the Ausen Fey, with Shi-fa-fa on the side.
Crummybuttons!
(Bleahhhh!)
Although it sounds interesting I think I’d definitely have to pass on Mudders Milk from Firefly, and I’d never take anyhting from Cut Me Own Throat Dibbler, especially if it’s in a bun.
Blue milk fennel smoothie, a la Aunt Beru.