Favorite lines from movies you've never seen (or never intend to)

I have no intention of seeing “Meet the Millers”, but when the son says,“I can’t feel my bingo.” I laugh maniacally.

There’s a line from the 1985 movie Almost You, which I’ve never seen and never intend to see. I saw a little piece of it on a movie review program. In this scene, a couple that have lived together a long time announce that they’re finally getting married. When somebody else gets enthusiastic about it, the guy in this couple says, “It’s no big thing. We’re already on our second dog.”

I’ve never seen Jaws, and definitely never will – I once walked out of a party when someone decided to put it on TV – don’t like sharks – but the line, “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” is a delight!