It’s 2am and I’m awake and horny. Might as well drag some of you down with me.
I’m sure you’ve all discussed this before, but I’ll ask it again - How do you like it? On top? On the bottom? In the shower? Buried in a pile of leaves? I tried it in the pool once. Don’t do that. Think water pressure and plunger. I thought he was going to split me in two. I prefer being on the bottom - less control, but he’s doing most of the hard work (and it saves wear on the knees, besides). I’m a modern woman, and all that, but give me the good old face-to-face, male dominate any day. Who else wants to share?
(OK. Now I’m all worked worked up. Going to slip back into my empty bed and practice looking for Mr. Graffenberg. Actually, I know exactly where he lives, but I can’t seem to make anything happen by myself. I chalk it up to the same syndrome that doesn’t let you tickle yourself. Oh, well. Practice, pratice, pratice!)