What the characters of Family Guy see on TV:
“Not so Fresh Feeling”
Girl to Mom: "Mom, do you ever get that “not-so-fresh” feeling?
Mom: “What do you mean, honey?”
Girl: “You know, not so fresh?”
Mom: “I’m not following.”
Girl: “Down there…”
Mom: “Oh no, no, GOD no!!”
Episode of “I Love Lucy”
“Ya hit her pretty hard there, Rick.”
“Oh no, he hit her again!”
I think this is from The Simpsons.
That’s from the Simpson, but here’s a Family Guy wife-beating bit:
Businessman #1: What do you say we go to Happy Hour, John?
Businessman #2: Well, I’d say Jane is going to have another black eye to explain to the neighbors.
[They both burst out laughing.]
Lois: Peter, our marriage is serious trouble. You never listen to me.
Peter: Hey, you know what I haven’t seen in a while? Big League Chew.
The Griffins go to dinner at a sea food restaurant and are seated in front of the lobster tank. Stewie opts to pick his own lobster. Then, simply as background to the family dialogue in the foreground, we see Stewie diving into the tank in just his diapers and a knife in his mouth and he wrestles and kills a lobster.
Stewie’s waiting for a plane at an airport. When his flight is announced, he has to retreive a drunk Brian from the bar in order to catch their flight. When he returns, his backpack with the plane tickets is missing. All that’s left is his teddy bear, Rupert. He yells at Rupert for being careless. He accuses Rupert of being distracted by “that flight attendant, the one who looks like Tab Hunter.”
That killed me when I first heard it, because I’m simultaneously parsing:
Ah, pure genius.
Peace.
Theres an episode with the guest voice of Adam “Batman” West
where he pulls a lever or pushes a button and Peter drops through a trap door in the floor.
“I love doing that, even more than I love my taffy…and I’m a man who *loves * his taffy!”
(Unwraps a pice and pops it in his mouth)
(chew-chew-smack-chew)
“Mmmmmmm”
(chew-slurp)
"
Oooooohh "
(smack-smack)
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! "