the next one I try…
Dayum, but I’ve missed you !!! Mister Doctor Sir, you put the Reed in Donna Reed. You put the Haze in Hazel. You put the Brad in Carole Brady.
And, you undoubtedly put the bird in Shirley Partridge… I wanna have dinner over at YOUR HOUSE !!!
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…and, lest I risk being Banned for hijacking {{{Chortle}}}, here ya go.
Any position that allows me to give the maximum pleasure to my lover with the minumum amount of back pain.
I’ve no clue what that position might be, since I don’t have a lover IRL, but a man can dream…can’t he?
Ain’t life a bitch? :mad:
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I like the naughty monkey.
That position requires you to swing from the ceiling, throw feces at your intended partner as you yodel seductively.
dunno if my favorite has a name or not, but here’s how it works:
we usually start out spooning & fooling around, then when we get excited, I shift so I’m laying on my back & he’s still on his side and I put one or both legs over his hips - so I’m at sortof an angle to him while he’s inside me. It feels really good, and we’ve both got easy access to eachother’s fun spots - he can reach my breasts with hands or mouth & I can reach between his legs to his “sweet spot”. It’s good for when you’re really relaxed and not into doing anything more acrobatic. It’s my favorite because I can be really lazy - it’d probably work for someone with a bad back, too…
My favorite - “fuck me hard!” - position is reverse cowgirl, though.
Five fingered simple stroke, no lube.
Should be my 300th post so I thought I’d put it were my mouth was.
I prefer the position of the man on top and the other man on the bottom …in case ur confused im gay :eek: and proud of it …now what the top and bottom players are doing is up to ur… well u get the drift. 
Glad to see posts like these, they let us all have a little bit of fun and take our minds off of the bad things in life … obtw if your gonna slam me for being gay ur comments will not change me and the way that i lead my life …the way that i was born etc… happy typing … ttfn baltotop 
If I may…
balto, hon, you can relax. This board, (generally and for the most part) attracts adults, (plus some younger people with adult minds.) Most of the people with whom you will interact here don’t give a rat’s patootie about your sexual orientation and certainly won’t “flame” you without reason. If you’re looking to shock us (or otherwise invite controversy) with your choices, you’ve chosen the wrong audience. On the other hand, if you would like a sane, safe place for intelligent, adult conversation, you’ve come to exactly the right place.
Now, for myself…
I’ve found that, lately, the legs-over-shoulders bit has worked well for us.
On a pedestal. =)
The Handstand.
:eek:
Swinging from the light shade in a monkey suit while she throws stones at me.
Also, jumping from wardrobe in slow-motion.