Favorite unpopular joke from a TV show

Mahaloth:

No, no. Hawkeye said it was “our Kim Lucky day”. The only change from “our lucky day” was the insertion of the word “Kim”.

Episode was “Office of the Day”, season 3, episode 3.

^ cmkeller, I’m giving you a raise.

I don’t deserve one…I see I left out the “r” - that title should be “Officer of the Day”.:smack:

Also, I’m not THAT much of a MAS*H maven (though I have all the DVDs and re-watch pretty frequently - I wish AfterMASH would come out on DVD for completeness’s sake). I got the title, season and episode number by Googling “Kim Lucky Day”.

There was a series in the early 90s called “Doctor Doctor” starring Matt Frewer. It only ran a couple seasons IIRC. There is exactly one joke I remember from the series. Someone spills a cup of coffee in his lap and he deadpans “Boy, I hope that was decaf or I’m going to be up all night!”

You left out the best line! (Hal’s favorite)

I always thought the entire premise of that show was missed by 3/4s of the parents. First of all, the name of the town is Bikini Bottom which in itself is hilarious. But the whole point of the talking mutant creatures, and the great abyss full of even more mutant monsters at the edge of town just gets ignored.

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You left out the best line! (Hal’s favorite)

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Of course a Scotsman would know that! :stuck_out_tongue:

In Bewitched, Endora “gifts” Darrin with a hot (in both senses of the word) concept automobile. For once, Darrin is thrilled about witchcraft:

DARRIN: Oh, boy! This makes the Batmobile look like a skateboard!

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You left out the best line! (Hal’s favorite)

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True! That said, the “wood for sheep” line was in “Knights of the Dinner Table” (a comic book about a D&D group) about a decade before that episode of BBT.

A link to the comic in question:
http://www.kodtweb.com/2012/10/05/meddlers-of-katan-part-2/

Yes, but that’s a popular joke from a TV show. This thread’s about jokes you like that most people don’t remember. Such as:

Bart Simpson: “Otto, man? You’re living in a dumpster?”
Otto: “Oh man, I wish. Dumpster[sup]TM[/sup] brand garbage bins are top of the line! This one’s just a TRASH-CO Waste Disposal Unit.”

And what’s the joke here?

Forgive my presumption. :stuck_out_tongue:

Rules of Engagement. The husband (Puddy) is having to eat with a woman that he can’t stand. She says (paraphrasing, from memory) “Want to know a secret about my boobs?”
Whispers One of them is longer than the other.

Mary Richards’s parents are visiting. Her mother says to her father “Don’t forget to take your pill.”

Both Mary and her father say “I won’t.”

Mary was a single woman. Even the hint that she was on THE pill was shocking.

In The Simpsons episode Any Given Sundance, there’s a short film by Nelson. At the end of it there’s a shot of Nelson on a beach. I thought … are they really going to …? Yep, freeze and zoom in.

It was a homage to The 400 Blows. Laugh out loud hilarious. How many people would catch this? (Besides a bunch of Dopers, of course.)

A couple of mine:

Kim Possible:

Batman: Assault on Arkham:

There was another great visual joke where they’re closing a toy store, and Milhouse is perfectly mimicking the crying Frenchman as Nazis invade Paris

Nitpick: It was neither.

You *do *know what the 1966 Batmobile looked like, don’t you?

Is that an actual thing? I’ve read that before, but it’s always been on Tumblr or Pinterest or some kind of unsubstantiated internet site/post. I’ve never read something where Hillenburg actually said “Yeah, that’s where I got the name from and what it means”