The OP started with a ST toast, and I’d like to add another. A Klingon toast:
Qapla’
means success. It works on so many levels, especially if you’re the type who has “studied” and somewhat understands Klingon culture.
I was “lucky” enough to have this toasted to me at my first wedding…
Marriage is a three ring circus -
First the engagement ring
Then the wedding ring
Then comes suffering.
AH - the memories of that day. And this toast was made by my ex’s brother.
My personal favorite:
Here’s to being single, seeing double and sleeping triple!
“To alcohol…the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems” -Homer Simpson
“To pure mathematics. May it never be of use to anyone!”
And a slight hijack: I’ve always liked Count Dracula’s greeting to his guests: “Enter freely and of your own will, and may you leave a little of the happiness you bring when you depart.”
“Here’s to you…” (hold glasses in the air… everyone takes their sip)
then…
wait for it…
“Sucking my cock”
(best when amongst a well mixed crowd… or if you’re so inclined …not)
May the road always rise up to meet your face,
May the wind blow you off your feet,
And may you be a devil in heaven,
a full half hour before you’re in bed!