This thread just goes to prove that about 90% of what comes out of Archer’s mouth is comedy gold. It’s one of the few comedies where I actually laugh out loud man times during the show.
Wait..what do you have in Switzerland some kind of Pikemen?
The full quote:
“Oh, rocket launchers. My car is slowing down for no apparent reason. Just must be out of… carburetor.”
I like the “no apparent reason” part the best. 
I have to constantly rewind this show because I miss so much from laughing so hard.
Archer: I feel sick. What’s happening? Do I have cancer again?
Ray: You drank too much!
Archer: That’s a thing?
Lana: What are you doing back there?
Archer: I don’t know!
Lana: What, are you just hitting random keys?
Archer: Well, obviously!
An obscure one, but it shows the range this show has:
“Not a big Melville crowd here, huh? He’s not an easy read.”
“You imagine it!”
“Jesus, what’s my dowry - tetanus?”
I just want to say that this thread convinced me to buy all three seasons that are on sale. An unexpected bonus was that I got Season 1 for free!
“Don’t judge me… Food.”
Where?
Barnes and Noble.com
So informal! You must address me by my title, Countess Von Fingerbang.
From the same ep: Yo! Bitch and Sundance! You didn’t see that?
Plus - it vibrates.
But they were blanks—weren’t they?
Only if the back of his skull picked that exact moment to explode outwards
“Hooray…”
“Ohmygod! I’m going to die in a toilet stall! Just like the gypsy said!”
That sounds like 'way too much fun to be in the Bible.