Feeding your girlfriend some bugs

Slip a few crunchy crickets in some meatballs and wait for the fireworks.

(mua-ha-ha-ha!)

I thought this was going to be about Spanish fly…

Feed 'em to this kid.

Sounds like a great way to get rid of those pesky, clingy girlfriends.

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Slip a few crunchy crickets in some meatballs and wait for the fireworks.

(mua-ha-ha-ha!)

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Note: Do not actually do this unless you are:

  1. Willing to completely betray the trust of a loved one
    and
  2. An asshole
    “Take this as a lesson, honey! At any time I may do something sneaky and repulsive to you. Never relax!”