So tell us what color/pattern your underwear is today. If you are not wearing underwear - we don’t wanna know! (well, okay, many dopers probably do wanna know - but in the interest of the fun - leave it for the locker room.)
Just colors - styles such as boxer, briefs, or thongs are for a different thread.
As stated, mine are pink & white stripes with blue scrolls and yellow flowers on top.
Blue and yellow polka dots on a purple background. I own lots of fun underpants of all different colors, textures, and patterns and then the giant plain grey or white underpants for shark week.