Felching?

Oh, so it’s just your basic analingus? That’s different.

See, Sunshine? When these guys tell you you don’t want to know something they MEAN it! Kinda like finding out my nickname does not only have meaning to parachutists. I really, really appreciated it. :eek:

oldscratch you are wrong. Felching is sucking semen out of a person’s anus. I have never heard it used as you have defined it, and I just got out of public high school so I should know. What you are talking about sounds more like what we young folks call “salad tossing” or the tasteful “eating ass”.

Oldscratch, that isn’t felching at all, which is as described previously. The only slang term for what you describe that I have ever heard or read (and I have done so quite extensively) is “rimming”. (Not to be confused with “bouffer le cul,” which means to rim a Québécois.)

FWIW, which probably ain’t much…

I was always under the impression “felching” was eating/licking/sucking semen out of a vagina. Only recently have I been made aware that I may have been relying on false information. Am I alone in hearing about my variation?

I’m still pretty sure that analingus (sp?) is either A) “tossing salad” if you’re in prison or B) a “rimjob” if you’re with a good friend.

I’ve only seen a handful of All In the Family episodes, and I don’t remember hearing about “Reverend Felcher”. I can say with a fair amount of confidence that I have heard “Reverend Felcher” mentioned in at least 2 or 3 Married With Children episodes. My first thought was, “Jeez, how’d they ever get that past S&P at Fox?” Then I remembered, it was Fox.

Ah, the mis-education of Sunshine.

Daniel, I have learned. Squicking? I know I don’t want to find out what that is, so I’m not going to ask. Please, if someone wants to talk about squicking, start a new all-squick thread.

But, since this can of worms has already been opened, I have to agree with Carina42. Why felch? What is somebody supposed to “get” out of it?

Why felch?

Who knows. Can only say that someone kept taking the urinal cakes from the urinals at the local gay bar here.

For some reason or another…i always thought that felching had the same meaning as douching…reading this thread explained why some conversations had gone wrong…

Matt I take it back. I got it confused with another word. OK everybody slight thread hijack. Does anyone know what the term for a cat licking itself is? I know that I heard an actuall word for it.

On another unrelated note their is a town in Michigan called felch.. God, I wouldn’t want to live there

What the hell is squicking?? :confused:

Don’t answer that! I’m sure it’s nothing we really want to know!

Shanin, did you not read all the posts?

:wink:

~~Sunshine

Ah, but I’m sure we could trick you into knowing by posting a link!

Unfortunately (for me) :wink: I did read all the posts even the one where you told everyone NOT to ask what it was but I just haveeeeeeeeeeee to know. I will not be able to sleep tonight until I know what squicking is. :smiley:

So anyone out there going to let me in on the secret so I will be able to sleep tonight. pleaseeeeeeeeeee!

I dont see it my sex dictionary, here are some otherones that are great if you are learning latin:
TAPHEPHILIA: Arousal from being buried alive
TAPHOPHILIA: Love of funerals
TELEOPHILIA: Affinity for religious ceremonies
TENTIGINOUS: Lascivious
TERATOPHILIA: Arousal from deformed or monstrous people
THALASSOPHILIA: Love of the sea
THASSOPHILIA: Attraction to sitting
THREPTEROPHILIA: A fondness for female nurses
THYGATRILAGNIA: A father’s sexual love for his daughter
TOCOPHILIA: Fondness for pregnancy and childbirth
TONITROPHILIA: Love of thunder
TOXIPHILIA: Attraction to poisons
TOXOPHILIA: Love of archery
TRAGALISM: Lust; lechery; obscenity
TRANSFEMINATE: To change from woman to man
TRAUMATOPHILIA: An unconscious desire to be injured
TRIBADISM: Mutual genital-fondling between lesbians
TRICHOPATHOPHILIA: Sexual attraction to hair

Oh my goodness.

I went on a Squick hunt, spurred on by raging curiosity.

I won’t describe it, but I’ll drop a link here.

It’s just a tad bit down the page.

I warn you, it’s supremely gross. Even I was disgusted.

Oh my God. I read the squicking definition. I’m going to hell.

Technically, felching is licking semen out of the anus. When you use a straw, it’s called yerming. And we think DOGS are disgusting; they just SNIFF each other’s butts!

Well, the definition of “squicking” itself isn’t bad. It just means “grossing out.” I think what you mean is, “where did the word come from?”

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As for its origin, I’ll cite my own “Welcome & Netiquette FAQ” that I created for rec.arts.bodyart:

“Squick: Verb: To gross out, feel revulsion. Alt.sex.bondage has been cited as its origin, and comes from the sound made when one copulates with the space between the 2 halves of a brain after a hole has been bored into the skull (trepanation or trephination).”

The origin was somewhat confirmed by cross-over RAB readers who also frequented ASB back about 10 years ago, but I did not witness the creation of “squick” personally.

“Felch” and “Feltchmeister” are in this very rude dictionary. I posted this link over in the Cockney rhyming slang thread. Those of you who enjoy this felching thread will most certainly enjoy “Roger’s Profanisaurus” -

http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm

Enjoy!

The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into a woman’s rear end, pull it out, and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin fecal moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name could be Dirty Sanchez. A very popular European variation of this maneuver called “The Hitler” involves a simple shit smudge under her nose, replicating the look of Hitler’s mustache.

I can assure you there is no such as thing as a “very popular European version” of the act you describe :smiley:

Don’t believe a word Coldfire says, I lived over there for a while. :smiley: