This one time my cousin Walter got a cat stuck in his ass. True story. And he bought it at the local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my parents and all. But the next week he did it again, different cat, same results. Complete with another trip to the Emergency Room. Then about a week later I run into him at the mall, and he’s buying another cat, and I say to him, “Jesus, Walter why don’t you knock it off, you know you’re just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. And he looked at me, and he said, Well, Matt, man, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out.”
I just want to know, what’s the deal with cats in asses?