Female Masturbation Gets The Shaft

Ummm…

-pushing the panic button
-beating around the bush (or did someone already use that one?)

  • (in Korean; but looses something in translation…) “washing the rag”, or “hand laundry”
    That’s all I have right now…:smiley:

That sounds like one is cleaning and reusing menstruation-mess-prevention materials…

My favourite has always been…

Gusset Typing!

I can’t believe no one’s said:

Flick the bean

Petting the Cat

or

Womens Work

how about

Spelunking

then there is

Going to Finishing School

or just

Finishing

Being your own Best Friend.

Kentucky Fried Clitin (it’s finger lickin’ good)

Jiffing the Choosy Mom

Rolling moss gathering no stone

Jingling jarbaby’s baby jar

I saw George Carlin in concert years back, and he mentioned this disparity in terms. He was able to roll of a whole list of terms for male manipulation, but only two for the wimmen:

  • Clicking the Queen
  • Making Soup

Well, every night I ** polish the pearl **… :slight_smile:

I forgot:
Rowing the man in the boat home

Surprised I didn’t see this one…

Maybe it’s just old…

Flickin’ your bic…

Well, as I said… it looses something in the translation…:smiley:

few too many "o"s there… but what the hell…

Isn’t the topic all about "o"s? :slight_smile:

having some quality personal time
working out (it’s aerobic excercise, right?!)

Ender, do you know how much Pepsi One hurts when it comes out your nose?

[sub]Goddess, that one is FUNNY…[/sub]

My favorite personal term, which I offer with a blush, is:

Gilding The Lily

:::heh:::

…to use “She-bopping” after the Cyndi Lauper song.