I wanted to see a Kiefer v. Donald showdown. How disappointed i am.
I’m sorry I ruined things by not showing up. Hopefully you had fun nonetheless.
ugh drunk
This early? You should really wait until 10 or 11 to start drinking, at least.
nah, it’s best before breakfast really.
where the hell did you slink off to anyways. One second you’re there, the next you’re gone
Sorry about missing the Kiefer vs. Donald debate 
I got a call at 5:00 to go have a pre-party dinner BBQ at a couple of hot girls’ place. 
That took way more time than I expected, so I ended up just going straight from there to the birthday party.
Every freakin’ time we do a Dopefest, I end up having other stuff competing. I normally have tons of time free, so what gives? 
We’ve hacked your day-planner, and are toying with you.
Who are you, and what have you done with my husband??
i’m mysterious like that.
Do you use ninja smoke grenades?
no, that’s Demo’s domain.