Fictional Characters You Would Sleep With

I third (or is it 4th?) Jamie Fraser and Mr. Darcy. Also the vampire St. Germain from Chelsea Quinn Yarbro’s books. Miles Vorkosigan, or maybe Gregor Vorbarra. Rupert Giles. I’ll probably think of more later.

StG

Sam from Benny and Joon. He’s just so darn sweet! And he’s Johnny Depp. Which helps.

**Captain Jack Sparrow **

**Mr. Darcy

Martin Riggs

Terry Thorne ** (Proof of Life)

The hot guy Molly Ringwald was after in 16 Candles.

Whatever **Anthony LaPaglia’s **mafioso’s character in Betsy’s Wedding is named.

**Westly/Dread Pirate Roberts **

**Jake ** in Silverado. And his brother **Emmett ** too.
Any male lead in a **Lynn Kurland ** novel. Mwrrrrrrrwaaahh!

Oh god! Me too!!!

Lord Peter Wimsey

Horatio Hornblower, as portrayed by Ioan Gruffud
Jean-Luc Picard
Dittoes for Hawkeye, Rhett, Han, Mr. Darcy.

Lord Peter Wimsey

Bret Maverick

Horatio Hornblower, as portrayed by Ioan Gruffud
Jean-Luc Picard
Dittoes for Hawkeye, Rhett, Han, Mr. Darcy.

If I had to choose just one woman, it would be Mavis, Mao Tsu-hsi and Stella Maris from Illuminatus!

Enoch Root

Im convinced I posted to this thread already, maybe I wasnt logged in at the time…

Anyway:

Legolas & Aragorn
Micheal from Roswell
Louis from Interview with a Vampire
Jack Sparrow*
Will Turner*
Angel
Doyle, the character from season one of Angel

I could go on, but Il shut up for now…
*I just saw this movie and loved the two of them, Depp was brilliant though!

*Oz from Buffy

(excuse my while I go to a happy visual place…)

Also

Season 2-3 Xander
Angel
Remus Lupin
Narrator from Fight Club
Donnie Darko

This has got to be a double-layered fantasy; Even if it were possible to do so, I would be so outclassed in all cases:

Heinlein’s Podkayne

Mary, Dowager Duchess of Cumberland in Randall Garrett’s Lord D’Arcy series

Rhea Paixao from Spider & Jeanne Robinson’s “Starmind”

sigh

ooh, ooh, ooh - Elizabeth Bennet AND Mr Darcy!

And I’m seconding a lot of the list, and I’m sure I’ll think of more as soon as I hit submit (ooh, that sounds rUUUUde):
Death, Dream, and above all, Desire
John Constantine, Lucifer
Faith, Giles, Spike, Jenny Calendar, Vamp Willow, Drusiila (but only if suitably restrained)
Peter Wimsey
Amelia Peabody (tee hee)
Hawkeye Pierce
Frank N Furter, Magenta
Snape only if played by Alan Rickman.
Miles Vorkosigan, Bel Thorne
Honor Harrington
Daniel and Jack from Stargate.
G’Kar I can see, too, but I couldn’t go past Ivanova!
Aeryn Sun from Farscape
Morticia Addams
Servelan from Blake’s Seven

Susan Ivanova from Babylon 5.

I’m also agreeing with the Lady Jessica Atreides (the Saskia Reeves version, the other two are not quite my type.)

Ghanima Atreides, or her aunt Alia

Chani! (Kodetova, not Young)

Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore from Eroticon 6. (HHGTTG)

Gillian Boardman, from Stranger in a Strange Land

Also from Heinlein:

Wyoming Knott
Friday

Do…um…animated characters count?

If so, I…kind of have a few I can think of…

Oh man… so many to do so little time… most of the ones I like have been picked (In no particular order: Aragorn, Legolas, Spike, Angel, Edward (Anita Blake), Professor Snape, Wesley, James Fraser)

Hmm so who does that leave?

Frost and Doyle(Her Majesty’s Darkness) - LK Hamilton Merry Gentry series
Darien - Sailor Moon
Masterharper Robinton and F’lar - Dragonriders of Pern
Madmartigan - Willow
Sephiroth - Final Fantasy VII I believe it is (I don’t play FF I just find him hot)
Rick O’Connell - The Mummy
Wolverine - X-men duh… from the movies of course…

Hmm… others but I can’t think right now. The mind (and libido) has gone on meltdown.

Ranchoth,
Graphic novels, anime and the like are totally acceptable.

Hmm.

I’d have to say Urd, the elder sister from Oh My Goddess!

True, it’d probably be the death of me, but at least I’d die happy.

Roland from the Dark Tower books, of course. Older Roland, not younger Roland. Although the missing fingers thing might give me second thoughts… I’ll say Roland from The Gunslinger to be safe.

Xander from Buffy. Also Giles. But, for some reason, not Spike. Can’t say why. And Willow, if I were straight. She’s just so adorable!

Clark Kent/Superman from Lois & Clark…yeah, he wore lip gloss, but DAMMIT he was hot!!

The Prince of Shapeir from the Quest for Glory games. Just looks like he’d be a good shag, all heroic-like and stuff.

Nicholas D. Wolfwood of Trigun. All. freakin. week.

Wolverine, for the more animalistic urges.

And, of course, Xanatos from Gargoyles…Christ, I’d have sex with his voice.

Phedre no Delauney de Montreve, of Kushiel’s Dart