Fictional Characters You Would Sleep With

Oh, no you don’t, Lsura! He’s mine, all mine, and you can’t have him!!!

(There’s a new book coming out in November about Lord John Grey, did you know?)

Barbarell

Kim Possible

Faye Valentine.

That’s all I have to say on that topic.

Mmm…batman, i think its the leather that’s such a turn on
toady from neighbours
Brody from mallrats

I’m going to a particularily nasty corner of hell for this one but: Brother Cadfael! not in is soldier days but thee monk Cadfael mmmmmmm…

Melrose Plant… glittery green eyes ohhhhhhh…

Antryg Windrose… I like tall gawky guys with broken glasses

Most of Dick Francis’ heros I was actually thinking of Derek Franklin from “Straight” last night ina sexual manner.

SANDTIGER! 'nuff said

Corwin and his son Merlin that would be a fun threesome

Most of Anne MCCaffrey’s males

Josh from “Lamb” thats another fiery corner of hell for me…fortunately I don’t believe in Christian hell
Does the ancient Egyptian king Thutmose III count? He lived so long ago, ca 1479- 1429 BCE, that anything written about him is borderline fiction anyway. But man was he sessy boy!

I’d be fighting Steelerfan for Susan Ivanova. She’s pretty much my ideal woman. But I’d have Jadzia Dax beckoning me away from the fisticuffs, followed by Galadriel and the mum from Spy Kids. I saw Spy kids 3-D today, and though the mum was only in it for about three minutes, damn she looked hot.

Mason from Dead Like Me

Vaugn from Alias.

You’ll have to fight me for him first. I’ve wanted him for about 17 years. Witty, suave, cute… I could go on!

What!, no mention of the delectable Wolverine???. Hugh Jackman looks like the lead singer of a very bad hard rock band, but Wolverine- uuuuuummmmmmmmmm.
Mr. Darcy, obviously. I’d take the novel version, but the T.V version does have the advantage of looking and sounding like the lovely Colin Firth, so has the slight advantage.
Lots of people seem to be into the male leads from Pirates of the Caribean, but I’d actaully prefer the Naval officer guy- I seem to have a thing for emotionally repressed guys with posh accents

I remember being crazy about Holden Caufield when I was younger.

Rhett Butler, just enough of a jerk to appeal to me.

hanza, whaddya talkin’ about; I said Wolverine just a few posts ago!! Shiiiit. That’s right, that’s right; I saw him first!!

Gadfly, hold up–man, you’re right. I think I’d do her, too…if I was her, definitely, but maybe even as such. You just look at her, and think “Sex.” It’s totally involuntary.

Belle from Beauty and the Beast
Robin Lefler, as played by the gorgeous Ashley Judd, from several episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation
As many others have said, Willow from BtVS
Eponine from Les Miz
Judy from Revenge of the Nerds

There just aren’t that many characters who properly combine brilliance, nerdiness, femininity, and sexiness.

How could I forget Fujiko Mine, from Lupin III.

Oh man I knew there was someone I was forgetting! And don’t forget Joscelin. Mmmmm. Now he can be my bodyguard anyday!

Captain Jack “Lucky” Aubrey - as Russell Crowe, M&C Far Side of the World.

Jack Vincennes - as Kevin Spacey, LA Confidential.

John Kelso - John Cusack, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.

Legolas and Aragorn from the LOTR movies.

Will Turner from Pirates of the Carribean.

Roux from the movie Chocolat.

Francis Crawford of Lymond from A Game of Kings by Dorothy Dunnett.

Ramses Emerson from the Amelia Peabody mysteries by Elizabeth Peters.

Audrey Hepburn’s Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

Cindy Murkett from Rabbit is Rich.

I’m a huge Pride and Prejudice fan, but Darcy has never really done it for me. Romantic yes. Lust, nope.

Now, Mr. Bennett - younger of course (though I am getting to the age where a Regency gentleman with a twenty year old daughter would be my contemporary). Mr. Bennett, with his wit, his love of books. I’d make Mr. Bennett a much better wife than Mrs. Bennett ever did.

Harry Potter: Snape is a given, and hell, why not, Lupin as well. But also the Weasley twins. They’re cheeky.

Then there’s Jack Sparrow, and in that same vein, the barbarian dude from “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”. Somebody mentioned “Trainspotting” before - I think I might have gone for Spud. And if we’re talking video games as well, I have to mention Wakka from Final Fantasy X.