Woo hoo! I decided bite the bullet and finally post-as a guest until I’m sure you’re not all nuts. Oh wait. 
I’ve been lurking for sooo long I feel like I know a bunch of you.
I brought cake!
You’ve not lurked long enough to know to bring pie then, I take it? 
Welcome to the dope! Watch out for the others though…there are initiation rituals to be had.
Cake? Really?? I love them!!
notices baked goods and no musicians Damn.
Ah, well. We’ll let it slide this time. Welcome!!
Now, if you could just stand a few feet to the left…
Welcome to the board, Finally! Do you have pix? kittehpix?
Which threads have you lurked in lately?
What prompted you to register?
Who’s your least favorite moderator?
long tentacle reaches out from next room, snaps up cake, disappears again
storms out Okay, who’s the joker who–oh, hi there, glad to meet you, welcome aboard, we’ll really enjoy having you.
(Guys, why didn’t you tell him?!? They’re supposed to bring pie–cake only makes the squck worse!)
The cake is a lie.
Welcome anyway !
It had better be chocolate cake, dammit.
Welcome, Finally!
Here’s your goat, your squid, and your cloak of tears. Now, take this floorlamp (it was on sale at Target) which signifies knowledge, and hold it between your thighs. Put this, the periapt of sarcasm around your neck, and let this cod piece of cynicism protect your junk. Finally, Finally, these goggles of skepticism will keep your corneas free from debris.
pause for the pomp and circumstance
Now, let us all rise, and brace ourselves for the releasing of the sheep!
Welcome! Welcome!
Would you like some ice cream? It’s orange-pineapple-ginger!
glances up
Oh, and watch out for the salad tongs. They usually come in from the left.
Why is everyone carrying a ladle?
FML
Hello Finally. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
:smack: :smack: :smack: CAKE??? What was I thinking?
Thanks for the warm welcome.
You will find it difficult to beat** Spiney Norma** who joined in 2001 and first posted this year.
Mmm, guest cake. No calories in guest cake. Welcome, Finally. We’re not all nuts; just a select few.
Welcome, Finally!
Is Hal around here somewhere?
What? I’m allowed to make fun of him too!
Yeah…
Cake when I’m trying to watch my weight.
Hmmmph.
Welcome!
Scuba_Ben,
Thanks, I have time now to answer.
Lurking? Everywhere!
Prompted to join because of the funny stories thread-Sampiro, you are a genius (and the rest of you aren’t slouches, either)
Pix? Later.
Kitties? No, just Sandra the Wonder Dog, 65 pounds of sweet. Again, pix later.
Least fave mod? No answer for that but I’ll work on it! Feel free to make suggestions.
Oh and I was going to take the cake back but by the time I got back it was gone. Today I’ll bring pie (thanks all, for being gentle). Taking requests now.
And I’ll pass on the codpiece but can always use a good floor lamp. Thanks!
And why is Autolycus 's hands still free?
Ahem. You have four questions you need to answer first.
- The Princess Bride, yea or nay?
- Star Wars or Star Trek?
- Toilet paper, under or over the roll?
- Puppies or kitties?
Hi Ivylass,
1.(Bows to Indigo) Yea, of course!
2.Trek
3.Over
- Puppies!
Thanks-