Over in this thread The title was given.
Inigo, you rock, Dude. After spitting tea on my screen, I thought it would be a fun game. So lets write the newest book in the If You Give A Mouse A Cookie series. I will start us off.
If you give a man a blowjob, he’ll want some manual stimulation to go with it. So you’ll go to the medicine cabinet to get…
I’m not sure I understand the premise here, but teach a man to give blowjobs and he’ll eat for a lifetime.
some Vaseline, so that your grip is nice and slippery. However, once he seems you have Vaseline, he’ll want to…
have you give him a reach around in the back end. So it’s back to the kitchen for a latex glove, while there…
the last part should read…
So it’s back to the kitchen for a latex glove. While there,…
where you find in the same drawer as the latex glove a turkey baster…
…A clown nose, so you decide to do some roleplaying. But he says if he has to wear the nose, he wants you to wear…
Sorry, that should read, “AND a clown nose.”
If you give a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a day. If you set him on fire he’s warm for the rest of his life.
swim fins. So go out to the garage to get them, and while you’re there…
grab the garden hose, and make sure you…
turn the water on, drag it back to the bedroom and shove it…