I keep trying to develop a Sisyphus blowjob joke, but it’s just not coming.
Maybe you’re not using your head.
I’m hoping the OP starts a Kickstarter to fund not developing a Sisyphus blowjob joke.
I’m in for a sawbuck. The wife, two.
Sucks to be you.
Makes sense. Sisyphus never manages to get his rocks off.
If you’re good enough, you can turn that blow job into a blow career.
He was close, but then he choked.
68 is the maximum speed for sex, because at 69 you blow a rod.
Punchlines:
"He says to her, ‘Keep going honey, it’s all downhill from here.’ "
"He says to her, ‘I said no teeth! Start over.’ "
"He says to her, ‘You’re tired? Look, how do you think I feel?’ "
"He says to her, ‘Sorry, another spam tablet. Now where were we?’ "
"He says to her, ‘Sting wants to know if you’re free tomorrow.’ "