Sorry for your loss Dorothy…
Right now I’m not doing a huge amount at work in the office, but still, you know, actually here. But I’d rather be at home playing the copy of Dawn of War 2 that came in the post yesterday but it was too late to play because of my evening class.
Right now I’m at work, but I’d rather be a lumberjack. Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
Right now I’m at work, but I’d rather be independently wealthy; living in a mansion in the mountains with acres of land and all my friends visiting for a couple days.
Right now I’m living in fear of being laid off come July, but I’d rather be relaxing and enjoying life one day at a time.
Right now I’m wide awake by myself, but I’d rather be sleeping with someone
(Its 4am over here, and I have to go to work early tomorrow)
Right now I’m waiting for an e-mail with a correct attachment to replace the two prior e-mails and three prior faxes which have all been everything but the information I need and have requested 9 times from my company, but all things considered we have bigger things going on right now what with our destroying the entire Gulf of freaking Mexico and all but I’d rather be working for just about anybody else, doing just about anything else, within my skillset and physical ability, and is anybody hiring?
Right now, I’m quite clever, but I’d rather be a world-shattering genius.
Right now I’m at work, but I’d rather be having good sex.
(Trust me, bad sex is actually worse than being at work.)
Aw, who am I kidding. I’ll take any sex.
Right now I’m dealing with a stolen credit card, but I’d rather be home killing things on World of Warcraft (and pretending they are the people who stole my card).
Right now I’m drinking tea, but I’d rather be drinking bourbon.
Right now I’m about to prepare for a long day of driving a hot crappy van to various therapies for my daughter, then picking up my other daughter and toting her around shopping then her boyfriend’s.
I’d rather be on vacation, here alone in the cold air, playing games all day.
Right now I’m a muni court magistrate, but I’d rather be Chief Justice of the United States.
Right now I’m living in a country with a hung parliament, but I’d rather be living in a country with a Liberal Democrat government.