Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti, eh?
Its a simple enough procedure, useful for cultures that make a habit of cousins marrying. Simply establish a territorial border, and export your mental defectives and wet brains north of said border. In much the same way Texas established Oklahoma.
Well, it was either that or ice hockey. At least Palin is intentionally entertaining.
I think.
Please please tell me she’s kicking off a new season of the Red-Green show. She’s just the character that show needed.
Why? So somebody can push her down them?
Its an improv comedy theatre that teaches amateurs how to be funny. Since Tits is a well established laughing stock, it would be an appropriate venue. She could stand up and spend half an hour trying to convince the audience that she was really Palin and not Tina Fey.
Whats white and dumb and white and dumb and white and…
and that bitch Ann Murry too.
Based on how proudly and dramatically certain Canadians recount the war, I think they teach them that Canada utterly deciminated the US, conquered its entire territory, and then when they proved how much better they were they just up and left because there was nothing here worth staying for.
If you give us Alaska, too, you might have a deal there.
We tried to imprison her in Alaska, but you keep letting her out.
gonzo, I’d never before thought of you as a master of understatement…
Ahh, you’re just mad 'cos she won’t sleep with you…
Canada’s National Newspaper gives the kind of coverage that most of the Libuhrul media in the States are unwilling to give.
Where I went to school in Oakville, Ontario, we didn’t study the War of 1812-1813. For us it was all Battle of Crécey, Battle of Poitiers, and eventually 1066 and All That, and then in high school it was world history. For all intents and purposes, Canada was simply a former colony of no particular interest.
The moose population has had it out for her for years. No one would question it.
Globe and Mail (the leading Canadian newspaper):
“Next best thing to Tina Fey impression.” Poor old Hamilton, always stuck having to settle for second best.
What? I would have thought she’d have spent some time explaining to the Canadians that they live in a desolate hellhole because of the horrible health care system. I mean, certainly there weren’t any old people at the talk, what with all them awful death panels everywhere.
I’m interested by this:
They paid her $200,000 to speak at a **fundraiser **that only brought in $180,000 and the Canadians think she’s the stupid one?