First A. Coulter and now, S. Palin.

[gonzomax]

@alice_in_wonderland

You know, my (Canadian) FIL LOVES Sarah Palin. Honestly, thinks she’s brilliant. Believes that the reason women don’t like her is because her ass is smaller than theirs.

He’s going to be very sad she’s too far away to visit.

Fuckability is as good a reason to vote for a person as most Tea Gaggers can come up with. I can understand that. Talking about her politics leaves me cold.

[elucidator]

Anybody who’d fuck Sarah Palin is too lazy to jerk off.

[Frostillicus]

If I am paying $200 for an intimate evening with Sarah Palin, the last thing I want to do is hear her talk.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@alice_in_wonderland

You know, my (Canadian) FIL LOVES Sarah Palin. Honestly, thinks she’s brilliant. Believes that the reason women don’t like her is because her ass is smaller than theirs.

He’s going to be very sad she’s too far away to visit.

Your father-in-law who’s a complete asshole?

[digs]

@kaylasdad99

Ahh, you’re just mad 'cos she won’t sleep with you…

Whoa. I just realized that most Canadian women won’t sleep with me. It’s not just Anne Murray and Joni Mitchell, it’s Elisha Cuthbert and Tricia Helfer and Shania Twain and Sarah Burke and Jewel Staite.

Damn.

[Frank]

@Kimstu

Hmmm. You know, if he would be willing to keep her locked in a basement with no media access, I think maybe we could do a deal.

It says “hopey-changey thing”, or else it gets the hose again.

[VinylTurnip]

@elucidator

Anybody who’d fuck Sarah Palin is too lazy to jerk off.

And ironically, stuck jerking off anyway after she dismounts halfway through.

[Chefguy]

@VinylTurnip

And ironically, stuck jerking off anyway after she dismounts halfway through.

Now that’s some funny shit right there.