First President Trump Joke

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN……

A large earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East. Two million Muslims died and over a million were injured.

Iraq, Iran and Syria were totally ruined and the governments asked for help to rebuild.

The rest of the world was in shock.

Great Britain sent troops to help keep the peace.

Saudi Arabia sent oil and monetary assistance.

Latin American countries sent clothing.

New Zealand and Australia sent sheep, cattle and food crops.

The Asian countries sent labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Canada sent medical teams and supplies.

The new American President, Donald Trump, not to be outdone, sent two million replacement Muslims.

God Bless President Trump!

(from a private mailing list)

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Very bad joke.

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You think that was the first President Trump joke?

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president trump is/was the first joke. A bad one but a joke nevertheless. Played on a whole country at once. Still not laughing.:smack:

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Ah yes, that conservative sense of humor we’ve all been hearing about.

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I don’t get it. It’s the “joke’s” fault, though. Not mine.

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The “replacement Muslims” were formerly living in the USA as legal residents or citizens.

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You mean, a joke that starts with a massive natural disaster and ends with ethnic cleansing doesn’t strike you as funny? This joke slays 'em in some rooms.

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In Trump administration, jokes write themselves.

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Donald Trump is visiting an elementary school one day.
In one of the classes, they’re in the middle of a discussion about words and their meanings.

The teacher asks Trump if he’d like to lead the discussion of the word “tragedy.”

He agrees to do so and asks the class for an example of a tragedy.

One little boy stands up and says, “If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy.”

“No,” says Trump, “That would be an accident.”

Next a little girl raises her hand and says, “If a school bus carrying forty children went off a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.”

“No, I’m afraid not,” says Trump. “That’s what we would call a great loss.”

The room goes silent for a while as no other children volunteer.

Trump looks around the room and says a little testily, “Isn’t there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”

At last, a little boy at the back of the class raises his hand and says, “If a private jet carrying you, Mr Trump, was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.”

“Fantastic!” shouts Mr Trump, “That’s exactly right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”

“Well,” says the boy, “Because it sure as hell wouldn’t be a great loss and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either.”

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A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Police says it’s impossible to tell if it was done by Trump’s opponents or his supporters.

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Q. How do you know a Trump voter is standing on level ground?

A. The drool is oozing out of both sides of its mouth.

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My favorite Trump jokes…

Q. If Donald and Hillary are in a lifeboat, in the middle of the ocean, and it capsizes, who survives?
A. America.
Q. What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation?
A. Discrimination.
Q. What does Melania see in Donald Trump?
A. 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.

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Q. You know how bad a candidate Trump was?
A. He ALMOST lost the election to Clinton!!!

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I approve of this humor. Will definitely tell this one at the next gathering of the in-laws.

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The first Trump joke was his nomination last summer, the second his election victory last month. Problem is the joke’s on us.

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Most of the jokes I’ve seen/heard have been retreads of old jokes - the one in the OP is original, at least, and gets to the heart of why Trump is despicable (or, for the sufficiently despicable, why he’s awesome). It’s also tasteless, which for some folks is a bonus.

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You can rework this oldie about Charles de Gaulle:

De Gaulle surprises his wife by walking into her chambre stark naked.

Mme de Gaulle cries out: “Mon Dieu!”

Charlie replies, calmly: “Cherie, you are welcome to address me by my Christian name.”

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Not really a joke, IMHO - but if that makes you chuckle, the crew at Fox News should keep you in stitches.

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Yeah, but those rooms have to concentrate.