Cloud Atlas
Tom Hanks eventually gets it.
Gravity
Space: the final frontier … OOPS!
Iron Man 3
Better than the second one
One’s a summary, one’s a review.
Now I have to go back and see what I wrote last year.
My all-time favorite was a 3 word review:
Titanic
Icy dead people
Star Trek: Generations
Shatner can do horse tricks.
Inside Llewyn Davis: Another Bob Dylan, he ain’t.
Captain Richards: Oh look, the Davinci boat.
Nice. Mine was just one word, for Xanadu: Xanadon’t.
Dark City
No daylight. Figure it out.
Thor
Aliens do Shakespeare, destroy town.
Thor 2
Aliens do Shakespeare, destroy spacetime.
Signs
These aliens are *really *stupid.
Iron Man
Terrorists cause crisis of conscience.
Iron Man 2
Doesn’t Doc Oc fight Spidey?
Iron Man 3
Fanboys rage, others, “a kid?”
Pride and Prejudice
Hottie cast as Darcy again.
Under the Dome
Same plot as Simpsons Movie.
Looper
Two dudes are really one.
Serenity
Where’d the Reavers come from?
Star Trek Into Darkness
A different kind of Khan.
The Butler
Robin Williams as Ike? Ugh.
Nebraska
Old fart, weary son bond.
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Two stoners meet George Carlin
Spider-Man 2
Now Rhino is a Transformer
The Lego Movie
Ordinary guy saves brickish world
I, Frankenstein
Underworld ripoff worse without Beckinsale
X-Men: First Class
Jennifer Lawrence looks hot blue.
Casablanca: What a string of cliches!
Airplane!: What a string of cliches!
Africa: The Serengeti
Gazelle gives birth, calf walks
(I work part time at a science museum, so I end up seeing a lot of Omnimaxes)
Frozen
Progressive, still all about marriage.
Dave
He’s the President! (Not really).
Night at the Museum
New guy finds his place.
All the President’s Men
Woodward, Bernstein, Deep Throat - scandal!
Absence of Malice
Reporter in over her head.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Lovable bandits’ luck runs out.
Smokey and the Bandit
The Wages of Beer.
:: psst ::
That’s four words. Or are you just living up to your username? 