I keep looking in on the Pit to see if anyone is flaming me, but no one ever is!! WTF?
Someone flame me! C’mon, I can take it! Bring it on!!
Things you might choose to flame me on:
-my taste in clothes
-my weight (310 lbs)
-my height (6 feet 4 inches)
-my inability to remember whether ’ or " means feet
-my inability to rememer whether ’ or " means inches
-my spelling
-my profession (torturing poor, poor, pitiful university English students)
-my overusage of exclaimation points!!!
Consider this a slap in the face with a glove SMACK!
2nd Law, according to this thread, I am the enemy of all things studentish…
iampunha, a negative score!! Thank you!
This IS pretty pathetic isn’t it… *Thread speaking here: *mods!! Help! Kill me before I, uh, patheticize again! Getting bored at work is a bad thing for Astro…
You’ve been polite and pleasant in the posts that I’ve read, which is a recipe for disaster if flames are what you want. You gotta give people something to shoot at.
Snooooopyand relic_11 thanks for the ego-stroke (which, after all, IS what this thread seems to be about)!
Perhaps from now on I’ll be ruder and more obvious about having my head up my ass…
Back to the topic at hand, though… when I originally posted this, I was hoping to garner some good insults to hurl at my business partner when he came back into the office! I thought this might be an amusing way to do it… Yes, I am a little weird!
So, allow me to rephrase the OP to this:
Gimme some good insults to hurl at my partner Tom (that two-tie-wearing muthafucka) when I go to work tomorrow…
FYI the reason I need a good insult or 20 is that he beat me at chess today (aside: for the first time ever!) and he’s been rubbing it in my face all day!! Asshole… :mad:
Screw you! How dare you bring your whiny little polite ass into the pit and waste my valuable time making me open your useless thread?
You have done nothing worthy of being flamed, do you honestly think you can just go about your life being a nice guy and then on a whim decide that suddenly you deserve to be “pit bait”? Is this an example of the values you were taught by your skank of a mother?
Carry your big, fat, funny-dressed english-teaching ass back to MPSIMS where you belong, and clean up that slime trail behind you.
Geez, AstroBoy, do you own homework! I’m sure with the smallest amount of effort a real English professor could find some literary allusion to make insults about a chess match. But then, perhaps you are one of those <shudder> grammarians. Ewwuuuu.
I can’t really get enthusiastic about flaming you until you have mis-spelled something, and you missed a prime opportunity with whether and weather. But then, you did manage to spell remember both correctly and incorrectly, so I suppose that is something. BTW, you need a hyphen (or at least a space) in overusage.
As for flaming your business partner about his chess match, have you considered posting his faults in the handy tabular format you used for yourself? Insults are so much better when personal.
I also feel compelled to point out that “that two-tie-wearing muthafucka” is inherently contradictory. At least, it is difficult for a male homosexual to be a mother-fucker. Or have I misinterpreted the “two-tie-wearing” aspect of your insult? Perhaps a two-tie-wearing father-raper would be more appropriate.
Astorboy you ;are a disgarce. how can you not realize that exclaimation shoudl relly be spelled exclamation? and you fancy yourself a english teacher? its no wonder your sorry pimpley ass was deproted to korea. everthing about you ;sitnks including your hair style your personel apperance and your astorlogical sign. and yeah, xtal[ thats funny. tom is probally his SEX partner, that two-tie-wearing-jerk-face. hey jerk-face what are yuou dioing wearing two fucken ties at once did you learn that from back to the future you fucken idiot? i hope you both fall of a cliff and DIE
Listen, you diminutive, bespectacled cocoa puff boy. You want some of this!? Hunh, you want some of this!? Resplendant in your god damn bow ties, I see you making eyes at my girl. I know you are pooching her. You know; the sigma phi chick in the front row with the chartreuse eye shadow? Well, she’s mine! Getcher manicured nimble digits off my girl!! You are the most recondite, abstruse, lubricous, infinitive splitting lex lobber the world has ever known. Take that you cloven footed, unctuous, fetid, binary shrimpherder! HIYA!
P.S. I know you are all jacked up on morpheme. You best cut that shit out. You’ll deconstruct your episteme.
that enough to be going on with? You could always trying telling him his mother’s not as good a lay as his sister, i suppose.
Not really that good at insults, my current favourite is simply “you chimp”. Not sure why. Monkeys are just funny, i guess
