waves, points at post count
nope. i win. so far. 
As a two year veteran of lurking, I find I must quote someone who was far more brilliant than I:
“'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.”
Lazlo ducks and covers
Hä Hä - I have learned something, and it only took a thousand posts!
And thanks to wring for giving me an excuse to look down my nose at those with a larger post count, as well as you contemptible filth with a lesser.
Now if I could only figure out this Java crap, my plans for world domination will be complete.
Regards,
Shodän
tsk, tsk, tsk. Pshaw, pretender to the throne of newbieness. 
Sorry, Shodan, Starbucks has you beat when it comes to the “dominate-the-world-through-Java” stuff.
Anyway, I’ve got you all beat on posting, when it comes to…uh…er…glances over a count…getting closest to 400! Yeah, that’s it!
In your face!
dammit. 
oh well.
I’d just like to say that I have more posts than Shodan.
(…wanders into the BBQ Pit…)
Hey guys, anyone seen my stash? I think I dropped here in the 'Pit! Anyone seen it lying around?
“It’s in Johnson’s underpants.”
Oh, I forgot - this IS the Pit -
Poop.
Regards,
Shodan
Oh, I forgot - this IS the Pit -
Poop.
Regards,
Shodan
Why, no, Freyr, didn’t see anything of the sort. A “stash” you say? Not quite sure what that might be…
Wow. Have you ever, like, really looked at your hand? It’s really something! Mmmmmm. Haagen-Daz, what a good idea…
At least you have had recognition by the Masters of the Universe.
The only soul to take note of my hitting 1K was some wacko in lederhosen.