Okay,I knew I shouldnt have resurrected another heatherlee post.I am SO sorry.I feel bad,and need to be flamed,so pleaase flame me now.
I am sure the shame you feel is more than enough. No flaming needed, it sounds like you have already learned a solid life lesson from this one.
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I can feel my breasts enlarging already…uuh oh…
Well dang, get out the digital camera, now!!
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orangecakes, you terrible, horrible bad person you. Shame. Shame.
Now, go say three hundred Hail Marys and seventy five Our Fathers.
The trouble with Sir Launcelot is by the time he comes riding up, you’ve already married King Arthur.
Mully, aren’t you supposed to be following lauralee around, not orangecakes?
Actually Uncle, it is LauraLee that has this habit of posting right after I have. I figure if someone is following me, I ought to follow someone else. Maybe start a conga line on the board.
Each topic will have the exact same order of posters that way.
The day that happens, is the day I accuse Nickrz of being everyone, resign my SDMB membership, sign up for the Amway assimilation and go to the former USSR to recruit hard-line communists. Too spooky.
You guys are Pathetic!!Is that the best you can do?You’ll never live up to the heights that pl can!
I cant even attract Phaedrus here!humpff
Aw, gee. I am stepping hesitantly into the Pit, bringing my newness with me and wondering what on earth I’m doing, but dammit, orangecakes, a challenge is a challenge. So let me take a deep breath and jump feet-first into my first flame.
I made chocolate chip cookies today. They are the richest, most luscious, sinfully sensuous cookies in the entire world. And you know what, orangecakes?
You get NONE.
Happy now?
shantih:
May G-d have mercy upon my soul should I ever offend you.
That was just beautiful.
JMCJ
Just confirming that my ass is, in fact, the wisest part of my body.
I nominate shantih’s post for immortalization on OpalCat’s Page O’ Flames!
Damn, now I have an insane craving for homemade chocolate chip cookies. And I can’t cook for shit.
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. - Mark Twain
Shantih, are there no bounds to your cruelty?
Orangecakes, you ignorant slut.
I’m done now.
A flame that involves denying someone cookies? Oh the humanity.
I hate when the Pit gets a MPSIMS infestation. Last time they were here it took us two weeks to get the smell of potpourri out.
I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find a half an hour a week in which to get funky.
orangecakes, you have
the humility of Mike White,
the circumspection of Michael Polensek
the ethics of George Forbes
the cheerful countenance of Bill Belichick
the sobriety of Mike O’Malley
and are regarded by all who know you as having a basic human worth only slightly less than that of Art Modell.
(Have these flames cleansed you? I’m hoping I don’t have to drag out the mean ones.)
Tom~
Flame? My pleasure…
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…and remember, duct tape fixes all your problems, big and small.
Flame? With pleasure…
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…and remember, duct tape fixes all your problems, big and small.
Flame? I’m game!
ORANGECAKES, I HAVE ONE REQUEST FOR YOU: WOULD IT HURT YOU TO HIT THE FUCKING SPACE BAR ERVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, AND HAVE SOME INTERPUNCTION AND APOSTROPHES TO MAKE THOSE GODFORSAKEN POSTS OF YOURS EVEN REMOTELY COMPREHENSIBLE ???
So there. Not related to the OP, but it’s from the heart, somewhat.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
You know what the great thing about time differences is ?
It is highly unlikely that some smartass will beat you to a spelling error when you’re posting at 10:21 AM GMT+1.
“EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE”, even.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)