She dances a fine line with her newfound fame.
C’mon get a shot in for the fair-haired Floridian.
All you women jealous of her attention…
All you guys who were patently snubbed by her worshipfulness…
Anyone else who just needs to post to a “Michelle thread” but hasn’t found an appropriate title…
She has NOT openly said she wants to sleep with me. I mean, what’s her problem?
Yer pal,
Satan
Hmm … your picture perhaps?
The Night Watch always knows things.
Fair-haired? I’m brunette! Get it straight, weenie head! (Hey, this is the pit, right?) 
I crave an art that passionately transcends the mundane instead of being a device for self-deception.–Griffin, from The Griffin and Sabine trilogy.
I thought Michelle was sooo cute.
I think I once masturbated… oh, nevermind.
Common knowledge is: I don’t masturbate.
There’s always another beer.
Common knowledge is: You can’t.
Flame Michelle? I couldn’t possibly. Now, where’d that “Doing Michelle” thread get to?
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler
Alright Michelle. You’ve killed my father, liquidated his company and stolen the deed to our treasured family manor. In addition, you’ve poisoned Trent, had an affair with Reverend Schmoop, rigged the election, ruined Jessica’s reputation with dastardly lies and kicked a puppy. You also were seen near the grassy knoll on November 22, 1963. All I want to say to you is this: you win this time. But we’ll be back!
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”
BEING MICHELLE
Every time I see one of those topics, it drives me crazy thinking that they are about me. . .
Cessandra (aka The Other Michelle)
Cessandra
Why sex is better than religion: No need to rest on Sundays!
Cessandra (aka The other White Meat)
Heh-heh-heh!
hee-hee-hee! Thank you for making me laugh, ChiefScott!
You are most assuredly welcome, pork chop.
Quoting Michelle,
“Get it straight, weenie head!”
Good God, she even flames cute.