The best part of that was “(page 26)”!
Not funny, Florida Man:
There’s this guy, who attempted to poison his nephew with eye drops on his meatball sandwich.
“Brave Florida man serves up hot dog lunch for alligators straight from his mouth”
My Florida Man kicks ass.
nevermind—already posted it.
Not a bad idea. But do they use all the parts of the possum?
they just had a game show
My friends and I were musing how we could embrace our inner Florida Man. My idea was to bike to work with no shoes or shirt. My friend said it would be better if I was also carrying a 12-pack of PBR on my shoulder while biking.
I got “Florida man who tossed alligator through drive-through window ordered to stay away from Wendy’s,” “Florida man bitten by alligator he thought was dead,” and “Florida man arrested for refusing to remove ‘I Eat A**’ sticker from his truck gets charges dropped.” (Plus a few other entertaining ones that do not, upon closer inspection, date from my actual birthday.)
“Florida Man Asks Wal-Mart Clerk for “Anything That Can Kill 200 People””
Apparently he was a gun-control advocate making a “point”, which resulted in wasting several hours of his time and that of multiple police officers, though not in any charges.
Florida Man (with a JD, no less!) takes on a whole 'nother country:
don’t forget he also blew up statue of Mao
Florida Man, er, Lawyer, demands his prime rib NOW.
Yeah, he looks like he always needs his food right now…
“Without provocation, the large, bald man struck the slimmer man on the head with a dinner plate,” a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office police report obtained by the Miami New Times stated.
“Oh, a wise guy, eh?”
The 52-year-old later insisted that he was the victim of the food fiasco.
“I want to press charges against him because out of the numerous people that beat me up, he’s the only one I could identify as kicking me,” Roher said in police body camera footage obtained by Law and Crime. “So he kicked me. I saw him. He’s the only one I saw kicking me, so I don’t know why he’s not getting charged.”
I’m not a lawyer, but I think I recall seeing a Legal Eagle video on YouTube where he said you can’t pick a fight with someone and then turn around and sue them because they fought back. You would think Florida Lawyer would know that. Although the video I saw was probably talking about civil law, and in this case he’s talking about criminal law, so it might be different.
for equal time, was it a Forida woman who tried to take selfie with leopard(?) and then…
I don’t know where he’s from but maybe just being in Florida and drunk will turn one into a Florida Man.
Now how did I manage to miss seeing that story before? FLL is my local airport, and I read NBC 6 news most days…
Florida Man, er, Florida Judge strikes again: