This is one of the most messed-up things I’ve ever seen. (YouTube)
“An anus is a useful thing indeed.” spit-take
One of the things that surprises me most about this effort is that I’m pretty sure Fonzie was kiddie-fiddler.
Note the reaction shot when Henry Winkler says he’s “very glad” to see that one little boy. WTF?
These are excerpts from a 1984 home video.
“We’ve got a lot of surprises for you, so sit there, enjoy yourself- or I’m gonna run over your knees with my bike.” 
“Some children call it Virginia!”
You know I really love you, but I don’t like the way you touch me.
What was the point of John Ritter being in there? I am a huge Three’s Company fan, but he shows up in this, says hello, then is never heard from again. I am so confused…
Brendon
It was longer than that, I guess. This seems like the entire inspiration behind Wonder showzen.
This is a clip from a longer video (http://www.amazon.com/Strong-Kids-Safe-Henry-Winkler/dp/6300218244) I’m sure John Ritter’s part is in the full video.
Poor John Ritter. You’re better than this, man! Much better!
Why oh why did you have to die? Everything you touched turned to gold!
Now that I think about it, Fonzie’s advice contradicts that of Fred Flintstone. Fonzie says “never say no,” but Fred says “remember to say no if a stranger asks for you to come to their house.” Of course, Fonzie and Fred are talking about two different things, but still.
I actually found a link to the entire video, and watched a few bits from it. The full version has another lyric to the private parts song that baffles me, basically saying both boys and girls have breasts, which grow to different sizes depending on the gender. I understand what he’s trying to say, but are men’s nipples ever referred to as “breasts”- other than mockingly if they are fat?
Well, no. Nipples are nipples. Breasts are the mass of tissues that surround them. And yes, both men and women have breasts.
That said, I’m a little jealous that I can’t view the video. I’m still on dial up and any chance of downloading videos are slim to none.
Actually they just used a doll.
Can I get a John Ritter doll?
I was okay until I saw T A L L Y W H A C K E R scroll across the screen.
The juxtaposition of the subject matter and the happy rainbow graphics made me giggle.
“an anus provides relief in time of need.” Especially for rainbow tallywhackers.
And wouldn’t it have been better to have Graham Chapman sing “The Penis Song?”
What about “ding-dong” or “tweety?” (“Tweety?” Did Paramount have some sort of vendetta against Warner Bros. or something?)
Where oh where oh where? I gotta see this.
Me, too. I’m seriously wondering what all the kerfluffle is about. Anybody care to be descriptive for those of us who can’t revel in the experinece?
“Tweety” baffled me. I have never heard any body part, male or female, referred to as a “tweety”. It actually took me a minute to catch on that they were doing a roll call of goofy names for naughty bits, because I was trying to figure out where Tweety Bird fit into all of this.
What is a tweety, anyway?
Maybe it’s a southernism. Here in Oklahoma, I’ve often heard “tweety” and “tweetybird” used as slang nicknames for female genitalia. Odd, since the cartoon Tweety is a male!
I’m on dial up and can’t view. But if this is the video where they sing “No matter what you’ve heard, penis is the proper word.” I’ve seen it.
Is there a link to the Honk?
