Guy’s Big Bite:
Take a drink whenever Guy says “Bad Boy(s)”
Giada At Home:
Take a drink whenever Giada exaggerates Italian words (“Free-TA-TA!”)
Others?
… every time Sandra Lee makes a cocktail.
… Paula Deen uses butter.
… Rachael Ray is perky.
… Guy Fieri says “money”.
… the Neelys need to get a hotel room.
For all the shows, drink anytime someone says, “How (x) is that?”
Warning don’t do this. It will result in alcohol poisoning.
RR is always perky. No human can drink for 30 minutes non-stop and expect to live.
Whenever Ina mentions that Jeffrey is on his way home…
When the alternative is watching Rachel Ray sober for 30 minutes…
Whenever Alton Brown utters the words “connective tissue” . . .
… when Rachael Ray says “EVOO”.
… twice if she then goes on to explain the acronym.
… big second drink if she’s already explained the acronym earlier in the episode.
… chug if Sandra Lee actually uses the color-coordinated KitchenAid stand mixer collecting dust in the kitchen.
I was going to add something about drinking for each cutesy nickname for a relative of hers if she’s hosting a party for one of them, but that’d kill you.
Or “golden brown and delicious.”
OR at least the phrase “golden brown and delicious!”
When I saw her new line of cookware and food products at Target, and saw that it included spaghetti, it took all my strength not to go after them with a Sharpie, changing the word to “spageetee” on every box.
You’ve obviously never met some of the friends I had in college.
Anyway take a drink whenever someone makes an orgasmic sound after taking a bite. That’ll make your liver suffer. 
Try every time Pat Neely or Paula Deen says “yaw” (as opposed to “ya’ll”). I happened to catch an old episode of Paula from about 5 years ago. She looked about 15 years older than she does now, and was not drawling ya’ll every other word. Amazing.
Take a drink everytime someone moans/gasps/etc after taking a bite of something that someone else made. Take two drinks if they moan after taking a bite of something they made themselves.
Don’t forget “the only uni-tasker allowed in my kitchen”.
Anne Burrell and her “demon” voice.
Whenever they insert “karate chop” sound effects on Iron Chef America.
Whenever Mark Summers makes a food pun on Unwrapped.
AA version: every time they’re funny or clever.
Whenever Rachael claims that whatever dish she has “cooked” is “enough to feed an army.” It usually looks to be enough to serve 6 to 8.
Also when he does the ice pick demonstration of why certain frozen foods get mushy. Chug when that happens.