Footballers' Wives: Love Your Work, Paul Jewell

Paul Jewell, manager of Premiership new boys Wigan Athletic, was not best pleased with “the lads” at half-time of their Carling Cup semi-final against Arsenal Reserves.

His team-talk, though unorthodox, seemed to do the trick, as the Latics went on to defeat the Franco-Hispanic alliance from the capital 1-0 with a goal by Austrian debutant Paul Scharner, hot off the North Sea ferry from Norwegian powerhouse Brann Bergen. No one saw the goal, though, as there was a power cut. Actually, I’m joking, the goal was scored after the floodlight failure, though still hardly anyone saw it, as Wigan’s rugby-league-loving denizens weren’t tempted to slip on their clogs and walk down t’ stadium and stayed away from the club’s biggest night in droves.

Anyway, can’t wait for the return leg at Highbury. What gen has Jewelly got on the players that he can use to fire them up at half-time if they can’t get up for the big one?

So this isn’t about the series that BBC America was running a few months back? Damn, I was hoping to find out what happened to Jason Turner after he fell off the roof.

I am an Arsenal fan.

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I think the Mediterraneans will murder them back at Highbury, roared on by the passionate home support!

His career went down the tubes - he joined Newcastle United on a free.

Meh. It wasn’t like we were fielding an all-star team. When i saw the line up i thought for a second i was watching a pre-season friendly at Broadhall Way (Stevenage Borough vs Arsenal! Clash of the titans!) rather than a Carling Cup semi-final.

As has already been pointed out, we’ll murder them in the second leg.

Now if they’d beaten us at Highbury, then i’d be worried…