I would just like to say I’M BORED. I know none of you really care… but I think you’ll live. If you have any jokes or funny stuff that could possibly amuse me, or anyone else… post it.
What’s the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep Farmer?
The Rolling Stones say, “Hey you, get off of my cloud!”
The sheep farmer says, " Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
This is from Plyby:
A guy saw his neighbor digging a hole in his backyard. “What are you doing?” he asked.
“My son’s goldfish died and I’m burying it,” the man said.
"That’s an awfully big hole for a gold fish, isn’t it? asked the neighbor.
“No-the fish is inside your f*cking cat!”:eek: